Idaho Candidate Harley Brown Loves Jesus, Hates Political Correctness & You

By: Friday May 16, 2014 5:17 pm

In our continuing effort to establish ourselves as serious commentators about the end times, Crane and I bring you Harley Brown, a Republican candidate for governor of the great state of Idaho.

Except he really wants to be president.


Must Credit Jesus. Then Go Take a Leak Against a Wall.

By: Tuesday July 9, 2013 12:45 pm

Well, it’s Tuesday which means that, like the other six days of the week, conservatives must find something to be offended about because their anger at a world that goes out of the way to slight them on a daily basis is the animating force in their lives that allows them to get out of bed in the morning instead of curling up in the fetal position and letting a tidal wave of life’s regrets and failures and disappointments and shame drown them in a bottomless black pool of despair.

So Happy Tuesday! What’s on the menu for today?

What Would Jesus Delete?

By: Sunday March 31, 2013 1:00 pm

Google honored Cesar Chavez today instead of Zombie Jesus.

The Emasculating Lesbo Bitches at the Bar Don’t Want My Man Gravy

By: Saturday March 2, 2013 11:30 am

Via Roy, we see that our old buddy John Hawkins (seen at the right being touched by a negro) is complaining that, because men aren’t engaging in fisticuffs or dueling at dawn like in the hairier days of yore, the wimmens want nothing to do with them anymore other than to briefly marry a dude, immediately turn around and divorce him, and then steal all his monies and power tools which they then use as a dowry to acquire a lesbian husband. Or the ungrateful sluts marry The Welfare because The Welfare never tells them to get their ass in the kitchen and fetch it a beer and make it a sammitch. One of those.

How Low Can You Go? Senate GOP Tanks Disabilities Treaty, Siding with Paranoid Rick Santorum and Glenn Beck

By: Tuesday December 4, 2012 11:45 am

Rick Santorum, who has been leading the fight against ratification, appeared on Glenn Beck’s radio program when Beck ominously cited language from the convention proclaiming that “children with disabilities shall be registered immediately after birth” to suggest that something “really Orwellian or, quite honestly, fascistic from the Nazi days” was going on; an assessment with which Santorum heartily agreed.

Wisconsin State Senator Pushes Bill Classifying Single Parenthood as Child abuse

By: Sunday July 8, 2012 7:57 am

I’m so sick of rule of the wingnuts. In legislatures around the country, low-life teabaggers, bigots, know-nothings, and deeply insecure individuals managed to get elected. Now they are empowered to be full-out womb controllers, to attack the rights of low-wealth residents to vote, to rile up fear of black and brown people…the list goes on and on.

Wingnut Indiana Republican State Rep. Bob Morris Against Honoring Girl Scouts

By: Wednesday February 22, 2012 6:50 am

It seems the right wing nuts that populate today’s GOP are terrified of the Girl Scouts.GOP Rep. Bob Morris of the Indiana legislatures just sent his colleagues a letter urging them not to honor the Girl Scouts on their 100th anniversary because, he claims, the Scouts are part of the agenda of Planned Parenthood or something to subvert our children. Cookies, anyone?

Susan G. Komen Reverses Decision, Will Fund Planned Parenthood

By: Friday February 3, 2012 8:46 am

Well, that was pointless. After shifting rationales, unreliable claims of bravado and the resignation of top staffers, the Susan G. Komen Foundation for the Cure has reversed its decision to de-fund Planned Parenthood, reinstating its donation to support breast cancer screenings at the organization’s clinics.

Susan G. Komen Attacks Women Seeking Breast Cancer Screenings in Fight With Planned Parenthood

By: Wednesday February 1, 2012 8:15 am

When the Susan G. Komen for the Cure charity dropped its support for breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood, they did enormous damage to themselves just to appease conservatives. They’ve just set in motion a backlash that will hurt a lot.

On Ron Paul and Progressivism

By: Wednesday December 28, 2011 7:15 am

I wrote previously about Ron Paul’s newsletters, and I still think there’s reason to condemn not only the writings but the worldview they espouse, one which Paul embraces even as he disavows some of the finer points of the newsletters. But I think there’s more to say about this incident and what it means about American politics.

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