Matthew Boyle Needs a New Hobby
And Are You Going to Eat the Rest of Those Fries?

By: Saturday September 22, 2012 8:35 am

Future Nobel Prize Winner for Journalism and certified “genius” (according to one of the guys at Buzzfeed – probably the LOLcat Editor) Matthew Boyle has a lot of time on his hands after it turned out that Attorney General Eric Holder wasn’t the head of Mexico’s largest and most violent drug/gun/counterfeit plaster Hello Kitty piggy-bank cartel, so now Matt’s just kind of hanging around the office, checking out what everyone else is doing, sitting in his cubicle working on his paperclip chain-mail for this weekend’s Ye Olde Renaissance Faire & Car Swappe Meete, and seeing how many Rolos he can shove in his mouth at one time.

 

Black Humor

By: Sunday August 26, 2012 4:00 pm

Jay Nordlinger, who recently pushed the transgressive envelope when he referred to the browns as “wetbacks“, laments the killjoys who are PC-lynching his God given 1st Amendment right to call a spade a spade when making with the funny, if you know what I mean and how could you not since he writes for National Review.

Save Me, Glenn Kessler!

By: Saturday July 14, 2012 5:00 pm

We thought that Mitt Romney’s Very Bad Incredibly Horrible Fucking Awful Week ended when he went on all of the national teevee networks last night and told mean old bully Barack Obama to “Quit it, you guys, or I’m gonna tell” but, NO, Barack Obama is a big hatey-face who won’t stop until someone gets hurt or loses an eye or something. And to prove it, this morning, Barack’s Chicago ACORN 312 Mafia released a Romney snuff video on the YouTube that is totally unfair.

Obama Is a Kenyan Sociali— Ooooo, Look! 20 Ways to Pleasure Your Man!

By: Thursday September 8, 2011 5:33 pm

Remember back in July when actress Mila Kunis agreed to accompany a Marine to the Marine cotillion/prom/coming out party thing? Conservatives got all bonerfied because, finally there was an upstanding (and hawt) Hollywood actress who understood that freedom isn’t free and, omigawd , she’s Ukrainian! so she KNOWS how good she has it here unlike all those Hollyweird homos and America haters.

Yeah, good times.

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