Future Nobel Prize Winner for Journalism and certified “genius” (according to one of the guys at Buzzfeed – probably the LOLcat Editor) Matthew Boyle has a lot of time on his hands after it turned out that Attorney General Eric Holder wasn’t the head of Mexico’s largest and most violent drug/gun/counterfeit plaster Hello Kitty piggy-bank cartel, so now Matt’s just kind of hanging around the office, checking out what everyone else is doing, sitting in his cubicle working on his paperclip chain-mail for this weekend’s Ye Olde Renaissance Faire & Car Swappe Meete, and seeing how many Rolos he can shove in his mouth at one time.

Jay Nordlinger, who recently pushed the transgressive envelope when he referred to the browns as “wetbacks“, laments the killjoys who are PC-lynching his God given 1st Amendment right to call a spade a spade when making with the funny, if you know what I mean and how could you not since he writes for National Review.

We thought that Mitt Romney’s Very Bad Incredibly Horrible Fucking Awful Week ended when he went on all of the national teevee networks last night and told mean old bully Barack Obama to “Quit it, you guys, or I’m gonna tell” but, NO, Barack Obama is a big hatey-face who won’t stop until someone gets hurt or loses an eye or something. And to prove it, this morning, Barack’s Chicago ACORN 312 Mafia released a Romney snuff video on the YouTube that is totally unfair.