Editor Admits That Josh Treviño Just Hired To Fill Tasteless Fascist Void

By: Wednesday August 22, 2012 1:10 pm

Right wing writer Josh Treviño landed a contributor job at The Guardian, but when dozens of readers complained about his hackery, the management responded that they needed someone who understood the right wing mind. Really.

 

The Laziest Survivalist

By: Saturday August 4, 2012 6:00 pm

In our continuing series Arming The Bedlamites: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?, our plucky gunmuffin is busily drawing up contingency plans for maintaining self sufficiency in a post-apocalyptic world, ruled by a merciless Kenyan Lame Duck Warlord, where it will be Every Man For Himself! and Devil Take The Hindmost! and Come And Get Me, Coppers! … followed by disconcertingly high-pitched hysterical laughter, wheezing and then the whoosh-hiss of an asthma inhaler.

I Was an Internet Badass

By: Sunday July 22, 2012 7:00 pm

This weekend I spent an indecent amount of time on teh internets debating arguing with people men regarding their belief that, if only one person had been packing heat at Batman, things would have been so so much better. Forget for a moment that James Holmes was carrying a virtual armory on him, was decked out in full SWAT gear, had the element of surprise, gas canisters, and a well thought out plan of attack upon a darkened theater where the audience had already escaped reality and been lulled into the story. Forget, also, the massive blind panic that immediately followed with people climbing over each other, sprawling on the floor to avoid being hit, the screaming, the bodies, the blood, the smoke, the noise … the sheer horror of being caught up in your worst nightmare.

And yet I am led to understand that one person, who just happened to be carrying a piece would have calmly and with great presence of mind taken out the shooter just like he was Jason Bourne or whoever that guy is that Bruce Willis plays in those shitty Die Hard movies.

Dead Breitbart May Be Your Next Hot Conservative Guy You Hump

By: Thursday June 21, 2012 5:32 pm

Liz Colville at Wonkette directs us to John Hawkin’s Conservative Ladies Whose Boobies I Would Totally Touch list which John complies every year by going to various wingnut circle-jerks put on by Americans For Prosperity and asking random ladies if he can take their picture … for journalistic purposes, of course. Think of him as Ugly George in a Reagan mask.

Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore

By: Sunday May 20, 2012 5:07 pm

Hi. I’m back and, no, I didn’t bring presents.

So where were we?

Oh yes. Recently (May 8th to be exact) I did a post on potty-mouthed golf caddy George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina who, for some reason, took offense when Sandra Fluke went on Twitter and voiced her support for a bill that would protect the rights of working women when they get pregnant.

Let’s relive The Magic That Is George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina When He Talks To The Ladies, shall we?

Altruism Is for Suckers

By: Saturday October 22, 2011 7:45 am

Florida housewife Stacey Hessler disrupts her life and the lives of her family by traveling to New York in support of Occupy Wall Street.

The Soft Revolution

By: Tuesday July 12, 2011 4:30 pm

Big Pharma has learned well from the oil companies.

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