The Chemical War on Women

By: Tuesday May 1, 2012 1:30 am

When we last saw short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump he was embarrassing America in Scotland by declaring wind-power the worst thing that ever happened to that country.

Somehow a nation that had to deal with the Romans, the Vikings, the English, the black death, starvation — and when not starving — haggis, laughed at him.


Our fastest growing export is Assclowns

By: Thursday April 26, 2012 1:30 am

People of Scotland, you may have given the world golf, curling, mythical monsters and insolvent football clubs but in return we are giving you … Donald Trump

He’ll leave that to a small clique of short-fingered vulgarians

By: Wednesday December 7, 2011 1:30 am

Someone apparently awoke Mitt Romney and told him he had “spice it up” — having watched all of his DVD collection of ‘Top Chef’ Romney decided they were right, but shied away from something too spicy (like cilantro) and apparently went with “Mrs. Dash”: Mitt Romney will not be attending the upcoming Republican presidential debate [...]

Who needs friends, with enemies like these?

By: Wednesday May 18, 2011 1:30 am

Republicans lose a few nuts in the Presidential race, but may gain a one-man assortment.

Late Night: Is That a Ceiling Cat on Your Head, or Are You Running for President?

By: Tuesday April 19, 2011 8:00 pm

To paraphrase a line from the recent Trump roast, would America vote for a man whose autobiography has four Chapter 11s? Are we that celebrity struck, mindless and bloated? Yes, in the past Ronald Reagan, a not so great actor with scary hair and a weird tan, was elected President, but for Gods’ sakes he was an an actor. Trump is a salesman. And/or a better performance art piece than Sarah Palin designed to distract us from some real issues. And he’s endorsed by Gary “Only-Victoria-Jackson-is-Crazier” Busey!

Oh he fits right in

By: Tuesday March 29, 2011 1:30 am

I guess “takes one to know one” will be the next proclamation.

Surprised and Stunned I’m sure

By: Friday February 11, 2011 1:30 am

Self-delusional forces meet when CPAC meets Donald Trump in the ultimate self-promotion.

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