When we last saw short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump he was embarrassing America in Scotland by declaring wind-power the worst thing that ever happened to that country.

Somehow a nation that had to deal with the Romans, the Vikings, the English, the black death, starvation — and when not starving — haggis, laughed at him.

People of Scotland, you may have given the world golf, curling, mythical monsters and insolvent football clubs but in return we are giving you … Donald Trump

Someone apparently awoke Mitt Romney and told him he had “spice it up” — having watched all of his DVD collection of ‘Top Chef’ Romney decided they were right, but shied away from something too spicy (like cilantro) and apparently went with “Mrs. Dash”: Mitt Romney will not be attending the upcoming Republican presidential debate [...]

Republicans lose a few nuts in the Presidential race, but may gain a one-man assortment.

To paraphrase a line from the recent Trump roast, would America vote for a man whose autobiography has four Chapter 11s? Are we that celebrity struck, mindless and bloated? Yes, in the past Ronald Reagan, a not so great actor with scary hair and a weird tan, was elected President, but for Gods’ sakes he was an an actor. Trump is a salesman. And/or a better performance art piece than Sarah Palin designed to distract us from some real issues. And he’s endorsed by Gary “Only-Victoria-Jackson-is-Crazier” Busey!

I guess “takes one to know one” will be the next proclamation.

Self-delusional forces meet when CPAC meets Donald Trump in the ultimate self-promotion.