Wow. I didn’t think the Secessionists could get any whinier after Anita cried about how mean everyone was being to her husband the other day. I was wrong.

This needs to be thrown in the face of every Republican who spouts “tort reform!” when asked what they’re going to do about health care. For years, they’ve pretended like it’s some kind of magic fairy dust that’s the answer to all our problems. It’s a boon for the medical industrial complex. That’s all.

Suck it up, Anita. Your husband — and his party — have been dishing out ugly for years.

It appears that class warfare is totally OKIYAR.

Just the kind of man America needs in the White House.

Immigration will doom the Secessionist’s campaign. Willard is already running attack ads against him on the issue, and now, Texas Teabaggers — who never liked the Secessionist — are piling on, too.

It should be noted, for the record, that the Roberts court is one of the most right-wing Supreme Courts in generations. Buncha activist judges tramplin’ on our states’ rights.

I don’t know why the Secessionist hates government so much. It’s made him a millionaire, helps him take exotic vacations — and subsidizes his presidential campaign.

The Secessionist made a pilgrimage to Liberty University this week to kiss the ring of Jerry Falwell, Jr. and seek absolution for his HPV vaccine problem. All was forgiven — and then some.

The Secessionist knows how to make a buck. He didn’t become a millionaire while he’s been governor by chance.