Who Can Obama Nominate To Head Up the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau?

By: Saturday July 17, 2010 7:56 am

Timothy Geithner doesn’t like Elizabeth Warren, she is mean to him. Who, then, can we get to head up the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau?

BP Looks On The Bright Side

By: Tuesday June 22, 2010 6:01 pm

Loathe ‘em or hate ‘em, you have to admire BP’s plucky determination to find positives in any situation.

Late Night: BREAKING — British Petroleum to Sue Pelicans for Theft of Company Assets

By: Saturday May 29, 2010 8:01 pm

BATON ROUGE — British Petroleum, whose Deepwater Horizon crude oil extraction facility has historically done so much to liberate America from a debilitating reliance upon petroleum products provided by swarthy, untrustworthy foreigners, today announced its decision to sue Louisiana-based brown pelicans in federal court for the theft of valuable company assets. “Many people have seen [...]

A Constitutional Amendment for a Market-Based House and Senate

By: Thursday April 1, 2010 12:35 pm

At present we have an inefficient federal legislative branch with members chosen on the basis of geography and population. What is needed is a bold refashioning of government — a constitutional amendment to replace our present gridlocked mess with a far more elegant and effective system based on the proven efficiencies and priorities of The Market.

Happy Valentine’s Day From Your Favorite Republicans

By: Sunday February 14, 2010 5:00 pm

Relying on their puerile judgment, the 13 year-olds running the RNC have designed “Valentine’s Day” cards to send your loved ones from various parties from the Obama Administration and Democratic leadership. Har har har. Look at poor Ben Nelson. Nobody wants to be his valentine. Pshaw. Comedy isn’t hard.

A hero ain’t nothing but a burnt weiner

By: Saturday January 2, 2010 6:45 pm

Al Qaeda has gone from a tightly organized plot, years in the making, involving multiple parties simultaneously hijacking and commandeering four airliners and crashing them into buildings leaving thousands dead, a nation scarred for life (as well as Conservatives scared for life), to a recent attempt involving a guy who flame-broiled his dick while the no smoking sign was on.

Conservative Wishful Thinking Predictions For 2010

By: Friday January 1, 2010 6:01 pm

Inspired by BT’s recap of National Review’s predictions for 2009, I have decided to compile my own list of wishful conservative predictions for the new year.

What Else Is Hidden on the Dark Side of the Moon?

By: Friday November 13, 2009 3:30 pm

The impact created by the LCROSS Centaur upper stage rocket created a two-part plume of material from the bottom of the crater. The first part was a high angle plume of vapor and fine dust and the second a lower angle ejecta curtain of heavier material. This material has not seen sunlight in billions of years.

“Billions of years”?! Holy man-sized safe, Batman — what else could be hidden under the surface of the moon that we earthlings have given up all hope of finding?

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