Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You

By: Wednesday May 8, 2013 6:00 pm

Like Michael Vick winning college football.


Grifting Towards Bethlehem

By: Tuesday March 12, 2013 3:50 pm

Just like herpes, Snowbilly Snooki is back!

This time to save us from the Godless Heathens and Muslims who profane Our Lord and Savior’s Sacred Birthday with gift-giving that is not limited to giving frankincense, myrrh, and gold (from Kay Jewelers) to the Baby Jesus. And also so she can make a little extra pin money off the rubes because mama needs a new pair of Naughty Monkey fuck-me pumps.

A Holiday Tradition Like No Other

By: Thursday November 22, 2012 6:00 am

Whereas I will busy with other things and whereas Thursday is Thanksgiving Day and YOU DON’T NEED TO BE ON THE COMPUTER, here is your Thanksgiving post until later Thursday night when I return with Basset blogging.

Christine O’Donnell’s Gathering of Juggalos for Troublemaking Youth

By: Monday August 20, 2012 7:00 pm

Perpetually unemployed lil dumplin’ Christine O’Donell was on Soledad O’Brien’s Whack-A-Conservative show this morning promoting her latest endeavor to get someone to put her up in a hotel for a few days so that she can raid the honor bar before crashing on a friend’s couch again until she gets a call back from Olive Garden about that hostess job that she applied for back in February.

SE Cupp Has Opinions About Stuff

By: Saturday July 7, 2012 4:00 pm

Watch SE Cupp, whose 5 Hour Energy drink kicks in midway, discuss atheism in a way that is both hilarious and desperate (lest she lose her conservative street cred) as her co-hosts look on with a combination of horror and bemusement. Bonus points to Krystal Ball

Sarah Palin To Share Meth Recipes, Dim Banter on Housewife Show

By: Monday April 2, 2012 6:30 pm

Former reality show novelty act and dabbler in political stuff, Sarah Palin will be briefly “co-hosting” The Today Show Tuesday with the show’s regular host, the tragic hairline of Matt Lauer.

I Want You to Want Me

By: Thursday February 16, 2012 6:25 pm

Novelty candidate and has-been reality show contestant Sarah Palin always said that if she were going to run for Super Ultra Max Queen of Real America she would run an unconventional campaign, and now that the Republican clown car is stalling on a hill, she’s come out of her Arizona Meth Castle and is helping by pouring some of that sweet sugar of hers in the gas tank.

How Success Ruined Karen Handel

By: Saturday February 11, 2012 7:00 pm

You may have thought that Karen Handel, who was to public policy at the Susan G. Komen Foundation what Wille E. Coyote is to rocketry, waddled away from the Komen Foundation last week in disgrace, but you would be wrong wrong wrong.

Grief Ghoul Nancy Brinker’s Race for the Bullshit

By: Thursday February 2, 2012 7:09 pm

Susan G. Komen CEO Nancy Brinker (who loves that “Ambassador” title from her stint in the Bush Administration, Credibility!) poops out a string of B-School gibberish in order to keep the money flowing and keep her brand from sinking.

The Pink Badge of Cowardice

By: Tuesday January 31, 2012 5:49 pm

I have to say that killing women with breast cancer before they might consider abortion sometime in their lives is one way to eliminate a woman’s right to choose.

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