We’re Totally Going to Bomb the Shit Out Of Cambodia Again

By: Saturday November 24, 2012 4:00 pm

Now that we’re going to save a few bucks by winding down that war in Afghanistan (yes, REALLY, we’re fighting a war in Afghanistan – it was in all of the papers back in the day), President Droney McKillingthings is totally going to drop some detonating deuces on Cambodia because, according to the Dead Breitbart humor site, the bitch wife of Cambodia’s prime minister was all “next time you come into our country, use the servants entrance, boy” while Obama was America-Apologizing Bowing to her.


Ebony On Ivory Suppression in Action: The Blackening

By: Tuesday November 6, 2012 1:15 pm

John Hinderaker is upset because A SCARY BLACK PANTHER GANGBANGER/DRUG LORD/MAU MAU is keeping white America from voting for other white people like the Founding Fathers intended. If only we had video of this savage animal forcibly stopping elderly white women from entering their polling place. Oh, wait . . .

Tucker Carlson’s Sloppy Seconds

By: Thursday September 20, 2012 12:40 pm

Since spunky and chunky cub reporter Matt Boyle failed to bring him The Head of Eric Holder, Tucker Carlson was forced to find a place-holder for his front page in order to hang onto his readers who like their stories blah and half-white and Communist red all over.

Oh, look. here’s a story! Under the headline: “The Professor: Obama’s law school course addressed ‘institutional racism in American society’”

Graffiti With Punctuation

By: Saturday June 16, 2012 6:00 pm

Last Saturday night we were watching Steven Soderbergh’s Contagion (Spoiler Alert: NOT A DATE MOVIE) and we were all quite amused when a research scientist (played by Elliott Gould) explained to a muckraking “blogger” (played by Jude Law) who maintained a conspiracy blog similar to Prison Planet that “Blogging is not writing. It’s just graffiti with punctuation.”

As the kids say: I LOL’d.

John Nolte’s Big Sarah Palin HBOner

By: Thursday February 23, 2012 7:15 pm

When we last saw Big Hollywood’s John Nolte he was trying to convince his readers that the Sarah Palin’s softcore fan-porn The 3-For$10 DVD Clearance-binned was the greatest political documentary ever made and that Hollyweird didn’t want you to know this important fact because they’re a bunch of elitist commie homos who couldn’t even carry Sarah’s grandma thong. Sadly, even Big Ho readers weren’t buying it.

Pills ‘n’ Thrills and Bellyaches

By: Friday February 10, 2012 12:25 pm

It would be in the Catholic Bishops best interests to claim victory and go home since this takes them out out of the equation.

President Buck Wild Would Like To Dance Wif Your Date

By: Friday December 30, 2011 6:04 pm

Immoderately drunk white lady Peggy Noonan warns of dark days ahead.

Genocidal Harridan Starting to Warm to Muslim Mudpeople

By: Sunday December 18, 2011 8:35 am

When we last saw neo-con nutball and Jenifer Rubin’s BFF Rachel Abrams, she was still publicly working out some of the kinks for her proposed Israeli/Palestinian two-state solution where the Israelis got to keep all of the land and the Palestinians would move to Waterworld where they would be welcomed as shark chum(s).

We Will All Be Muslims Before the Niner’s and Ravens Kick Off

By: Monday November 21, 2011 2:50 pm

Pam Geller does not want to wake up Black Friday morning only to find out that everyone in line at Best Buy is now a Jew-hating Muslim looking for an early bird special on a flatscreen TV. How might this happen, you might ask, because you are a reasonable non-insane person? I will let Pam explain.

Past Her Freshness Date

By: Saturday October 22, 2011 7:03 pm

Just as interest in Sarah Palin has moved into the day-old discount bin, so has novelty memorabilia about her. But this doesn’t mean that she’s going to leave a nickel on the table before she is swept kicking and screaming in that awful voice of hers into the dustbin of has beens.

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