China to Buy Entire Fortune 500

By: Sunday July 13, 2014 1:00 pm

China today tendered an offer for all 500 of the US top 500 companies, with the exception of defense and Information Technology companies.

China described as US defense companies as “Departments of the United States,” inefficient and unable to produce goods which meet China’s cost and quality standards. The IT companies, which became famous for their profit-margin-by-outsourcing strategies, were dismissed as being hotbeds of Indian Ideals and Activism.

 

Late Night: Obama Announces New War Plan for Iraq

By: Friday June 20, 2014 8:00 pm

Today, the White House has announced a new war plan for Iraq, with a new Secretary of Defense, a new commanding General, and the clear identification of the leader of ISIS (or ISIL), in Northern Iraq.

US Suspects Balkan Floods Caused by Al Qaeda

By: Wednesday May 21, 2014 3:34 pm

Satire in response to the devastating floods in the Balkans, where they’ve received 3 months’ rain in 3 days (making California and most of the Western US Jealous), the US Government is on the alert for the perpetrators.

NRA Announces a Solution for Botched Death Penalty

By: Tuesday May 6, 2014 6:59 pm

To fulfill the need for complete disclosure the NRA executive have an option to purchase the third largest ammunition suppler in the US, to help the Militated Firing Squads fully execute their duties.

Americans for Prosperity Announces the Neo-Libertarian Platform

By: Sunday April 27, 2014 6:40 pm

Following The Koch Supremes’ (The Koch Enterprise’s Band) latest decision on campaign funding, Americans for Prosperity have announced a new neo-libertarian platform for their new acquisition, The House of Representatives.

The announcement includes recognition by America for Prosperity that based on Modern Monetary Theory, Government is the true source of wealth, and taxes are social programs.

Rogue Group to Clean Up Crime Labs, DUID Laws

By: Wednesday March 19, 2014 6:13 pm

A group in far Western Kentucky calling itself ‘Nobody Talks, Everybody Walks,’ neither drinks nor uses drugs but is nonetheless fed up with Fourth Amendment violation no-suspicion vehicle stops and DUI arrests and crime lab corruption, and has a solid plan to be consistent with the Commonwealth’s goal, which is, after all, to keep everybody honest.

The Wizard of Oz Cast, Featuring Hoboken

By: Sunday January 19, 2014 12:00 pm

endnote/disclaimer: Others might see better choices for casting!

GoldieBlox Sues Beastie Boys Over “Girls”: Preemptive Move Claiming Fair Use, Parody

By: Tuesday November 26, 2013 4:32 pm

It will be interesting to see how this plays out, especially since Felix Salmon at Reuters points out this isn’t the first time GoldieBlox has used a song without permission for their online videos. The Silicon Valley startup’s first video “GoldieBlox Breaks into Toys R Us” used Queen’s “We Are the Champions” and there was no parody of lyrics at all. I am starting to like this company less and less.

Department of Homeland Stupidity: Fair Use, Parody and Satire vs the Government

By: Wednesday October 30, 2013 4:48 pm

The Department of Homeland Security and National Security Agency are using their muscle and copyright law to threaten a novelty store dealer with a lawsuit if he doesn’t stop selling items satirizing the snoopy bureaucracies.

NSA: New Sexy Attitude!

By: Tuesday June 18, 2013 8:00 pm

Sasha Grey, the 2008 recipient of the AVN “Best Oral Sex Scene” award, who volunteered for  Read Across America Compton in 2011 and caused a furor when it came out that the porn star (gulp!) had read books to first and third graders—is featured in this (parody) recruiting ad for the NSA.  Considering how cash strapped the US is, maybe the National Security Agency should charge $2.99 a minute to listen in!

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