That’s right, a guy who pocketed $300,000 to shill for Freddie & Fannie, ran up a six-figure tab at Tiffany, and who’s been part of the Washington establishment for 32 years — this is the guy Teabaggers want to put in the White House.

The Republican party should be abolished for the good of the country, and it’s astonishing that Jim Cramer is just discovering this. Will Maria now admit it too?

The 2012 campaign season may well bring the harshest attack on voting rights in decades. In a new video released today by the Advancement Project and Brave New Films, a blitz of new voter identification restrictions has flooded state legislatures, threatening to disenfranchise millions of voters.

So the bank wrongfully took your money, but to let bygones be bygones they’ll return less than a dime on every dollar they took.

So almost half of all the “Texas Miracle” job went to undocumented immigrants. That should really play well with the Teabagger base.

They’re back all ready, have at them.

Oh the repugnant non-drama of modern political theater.

Glitter rained down from the sky today at the Minnesota State Fair as activists sprinkled sparkles onto the Minnesota for Marriage booth and participants shouted, “Where’s our booth?! Equality for all.”

Clearly, we need to import more minimum wage jobs from California or take more federal bailouts from the Obama administration.

So, as we’ve known for a couple months, the Secessionist is running for president. I predict he’ll immediately become the anyone-but-Willard candidate/Teabagger favorite, and essentially knock Michele “Slavery Wasn’t So Bad” Bachmann out of the race. But as the RedStaters celebrate the arrival of their Savior, I’ve got a few questions.