MSM Conspiring with Rick Santorum to Crush His Family’s Hopes and Dreams Once Again

By: Thursday December 29, 2011 5:30 pm

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to see Rick Santorum heading the Republican ticket come November but, dudes, having run through the Bachmann, Perry, Cain, Gingrich campaign bromances we’re starting to get the feeling that you’re just fucking with us out of sheer boredom and the horror of hours spent alone in an Iowa hotel room with an empty honor bar (“God help me, I even drank the Keystone Light… Someone please save me.”).


Original Original Gangstas

By: Sunday November 6, 2011 8:30 am

The growing “mob” of “thuggish” Olds are getting all up in America’s grill when there are important decisions to be made about destroying the social safety net as well as tearing up that agreement we made with them back in ’35, and then amended in ’39, where the Olds gave us money when they were Youngs and we agreed to keep it until they needed it. Well, a funny thing happened, and we kind of borrowed some of that money and blew it on candy and toys and wars and after-tax benefits to General Electric.

Let’s Not Bicker and Argue over Who Killed Who

By: Sunday September 11, 2011 6:21 pm

Shorter Fred Hiatt…

Late Night: Republican Class of 2010 Encouraged To Get Responsibly Sexy With Anything That Moves

By: Friday November 12, 2010 8:15 pm

It has been awhile since Our Lady of The Magical Dolphins, Peggy Noonan, has graced these, well, not pages, so probably your computer screen or maybe cellphone or whatever electronic geegaw you use to for that internet thingy. But Peggy is back and making the case that “the media” (which she is not a member of despite her WSJ column and the teevee appearances) is going to seduce and have its way with the 2010 class of Young Idealistic Republican freshmen like they were naive small-town girls fresh off the bus in Hollywood.

The Medium is the Mess

By: Sunday July 4, 2010 7:00 pm

Official Republican Negro Michael Steele had a very bad, not so good, what’chu talkin’ ’bout Willis week this past week and many Very Influential Conservatives like Bill Kristol and Erick “Son of Erick Erickson ” Erickson and Daddy’s Little Deferment were all, “RNC Chairman, please” and so conservatives are already looking for Michael Steele’s replacement even before his body lies a moulderin’ in the grave.

Sarah Palin and Sean Hannity Discuss Looming Republican Victory in PA-12

By: Wednesday May 19, 2010 10:30 am

I do loves me some wingnut pundit fail.

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