We’re Totally Going to Bomb the Shit Out Of Cambodia Again

By: Saturday November 24, 2012 4:00 pm

Now that we’re going to save a few bucks by winding down that war in Afghanistan (yes, REALLY, we’re fighting a war in Afghanistan – it was in all of the papers back in the day), President Droney McKillingthings is totally going to drop some detonating deuces on Cambodia because, according to the Dead Breitbart humor site, the bitch wife of Cambodia’s prime minister was all “next time you come into our country, use the servants entrance, boy” while Obama was America-Apologizing Bowing to her.

Love In The House Of Spy

By: Tuesday November 13, 2012 6:04 am

I am pleased to see that the media have filled the yawning void that looms before them following the conclusion of the presidential horse race election by getting all het up over a semi-sexy tale of spies and the dames who want to bump uglies with them.

Matthew Boyle Needs a New Hobby
And Are You Going to Eat the Rest of Those Fries?

By: Saturday September 22, 2012 8:35 am

Future Nobel Prize Winner for Journalism and certified “genius” (according to one of the guys at Buzzfeed – probably the LOLcat Editor) Matthew Boyle has a lot of time on his hands after it turned out that Attorney General Eric Holder wasn’t the head of Mexico’s largest and most violent drug/gun/counterfeit plaster Hello Kitty piggy-bank cartel, so now Matt’s just kind of hanging around the office, checking out what everyone else is doing, sitting in his cubicle working on his paperclip chain-mail for this weekend’s Ye Olde Renaissance Faire & Car Swappe Meete, and seeing how many Rolos he can shove in his mouth at one time.

Black Humor

By: Sunday August 26, 2012 4:00 pm

Jay Nordlinger, who recently pushed the transgressive envelope when he referred to the browns as “wetbacks“, laments the killjoys who are PC-lynching his God given 1st Amendment right to call a spade a spade when making with the funny, if you know what I mean and how could you not since he writes for National Review.

Editor Admits That Josh Treviño Just Hired To Fill Tasteless Fascist Void

By: Wednesday August 22, 2012 1:10 pm

Right wing writer Josh Treviño landed a contributor job at The Guardian, but when dozens of readers complained about his hackery, the management responded that they needed someone who understood the right wing mind. Really.

The Bank Dick

By: Thursday August 9, 2012 4:00 pm

Remember when NPR got all huffy-puffy when Lisa Simeone, the host of World of Opera got all in trouble and stuff because she supported Occupy Wall Street by hate-playing La bohème (which is an Italian communist opera based upon the popular American musical Rent) over and over until banksters started to feel twinges of guilt that they quickly got over by strangling a hooker in the back of a limo? Yeah, there was some kind of ethical/conflict of interest thing problem, by which we mean the financial institutions who underwrite NPR were mildly chafed by Simeone’s obstreperousness.

Well say hello to Adam Davidson of NPR’s Planet Money and the New York Times.

Joel Pollak Is Acting the Fool Again

By: Thursday July 26, 2012 7:30 pm

Slow day at Breitbart We Gotta Hang Onto Our Phoney-Baloney Jobs World Headquarters as failed lawyer/Congressional candidate/editor/journalist/human Joel Pollak scrambles to string together some combination of words that will dog whistle to the rabble that the Kaffir in Chief is a gun-grabbin’ undercover terrorist lover.

Graffiti With Punctuation

By: Saturday June 16, 2012 6:00 pm

Last Saturday night we were watching Steven Soderbergh’s Contagion (Spoiler Alert: NOT A DATE MOVIE) and we were all quite amused when a research scientist (played by Elliott Gould) explained to a muckraking “blogger” (played by Jude Law) who maintained a conspiracy blog similar to Prison Planet that “Blogging is not writing. It’s just graffiti with punctuation.”

As the kids say: I LOL’d.

I Got Dem Ol’ Fin de Siècle Blues Again, Mama

By: Saturday June 9, 2012 5:00 pm

Recently Ben Bradlee’s fading trophy-wife Sally Quinn stumbled out of her Labyrinth of Deep Thinking (where she had been communing with God over a pitcher of Minotaur Mojitos) only to discover that The World As She Knew It had gone straight to hell in a Gucci handbag.

Don’t Worry Your Pretty Little Talking Head About It

By: Sunday February 5, 2012 7:00 pm

Puppet-faced goofball Matt Lewis was on ethically challenged Howard Kurtz’s ethically challenged Reliable Sources this morning complaining that “supposed” journalists like Andrea Mitchell and Claire Shipman were unable to put aside their elite media liberal lady-ness and straight up report “just the facts, mam” about what was going on with Komenfuckedupgate.

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