Late Night: Pouting Baby Doesn’t Understand Why Mr. Banana Holder Won’t Do His Job

By: Thursday December 16, 2010 8:00 pm

So, Mr. Banana Holder was happy to do his job when that job was getting Chiquita cleared from funding death squads, but now that his job says he should prosecute a former president for torture, he refuses to do it. Why won’t Mr. Banana Holder do his job and prosecute Georgie B.?


Late Night: Pouting Baby Doesn’t Understand Why Turtle Mitch Is Allowed to Throw Tantrums

By: Thursday December 2, 2010 8:00 pm

Why does Turtle Mitch want a lot of people to suffer so that just a few people can have lots more money than everybody else?

Late Night: Pouting Baby is Happy the Tea Partiers Lost

By: Thursday November 4, 2010 8:00 pm

I’m not pouting today! I’m happy because the mean Tea Party people lost most of their elections. I saw this article yesterday morning that told me less than a third of them won.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Asks “Will I Be Sent to Fight in Afghanistan in 17 Years?”

By: Thursday October 7, 2010 8:00 pm

Today is a birthday. I usually like birthdays a lot, because everybody at the party is happy. But today’s birthday is not a happy one. I heard on television that nine years ago today, the fighting started in Afghanistan. Nine years seems like a really long time and it sounds like this fighting is really bad. A lot of people are dying over there.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Doesn’t Understand Why Old Man Simpson Is So Grouchy

By: Thursday August 26, 2010 8:00 pm

Pouting Baby thinks Mr. O should give Old Man Simpson a dose of castor oil and send him home.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Doesn’t Understand Why Bobby Gibbs is Angry

By: Thursday August 12, 2010 8:00 pm

I saw Bobby Gibbs on television yesterday and I don’t understand what he was saying. He was really mad at a lot of people who want to make things better for everyone.

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