James O’Keefe may have read The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists and obviously James O’Keefe thinks he is a pimp–heck he dressed up as one: a smooth operatin’ Hugh Hefner/James Bond clone with right wing cred and a tacky sense of style.
But um, no he is fail. Limp, flaccid, puerile fail. Whatta maroon! And bless you Izzy Santa for your sisterhood solidarity in telling CNN Investigative Correspondent Abbie Boudreau what nasty plans O’Keefe had in store for her involving chocolate dipped strawberries and silicon lube.