Yeah, I know — I can’t help myself. But look, I would’ve ignored this mostly useless Nooners piece had she not written this about the Republicans’ 2012 crop of circus geeks and snake handlers.

In the wake of Obama’s use of military force in Libya, let’s take a look back at what Nooners was saying about George W. Bush and Iraq in 2003.

And, finally, we showed that people can demand that their government help find the solution. Given modern, technologically advanced 21st century medicine, it is, in fact, the least we should expect from our government.

A government that is the solution, not the problem — like the one you promised and delivered for so many of my dead friends.

You have no idea how much it kills me to write this: she nailed it.

It has been awhile since Our Lady of The Magical Dolphins, Peggy Noonan, has graced these, well, not pages, so probably your computer screen or maybe cellphone or whatever electronic geegaw you use to for that internet thingy. But Peggy is back and making the case that “the media” (which she is not a member of despite her WSJ column and the teevee appearances) is going to seduce and have its way with the 2010 class of Young Idealistic Republican freshmen like they were naive small-town girls fresh off the bus in Hollywood.

She’s just recycling trash now. A couple years ago, Nooners had a column titled “The End of Placeness” in which she asked, “OK, quick, close your eyes. Where is Barack Obama from?” Two years later, apparently, it’s still Obama’s “otherness” that’s tripping him up.

Sarah “Reagan” Palin? There she goes again…

I would like Nooners to point to the branch of government that’s responsible for capping “an undersea oil well.”