Orly Taitz, the lawyer-dentist-real estate agent-floor wax-dessert topping, was back in court again yesterday trying to stop the electoral college (made up of Nate Silver, ACORN and the Black Panthers) from seating the Kenyan imposter upon the Peacock Throne because he is not Murican and he has a fake social security number (1-800-HOTNAKEDBIDEN) and also ‘Obama’ is obviously a fake name like ‘Orly”.

Rather effin’ lucky, I’d say.

The Secretary of State is the person in California charged with protecting the integrity of the voting system, reporting results of elections and monitoring campaign integrity. So it is fitting that the GOP, in defeating Birther Queen Orly Taitz, instead nominated Damon Dunn, who describes himself as a “recovering non-voter” who never voted until 2009. He joins ticket-toppers Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina, notorious non-voters both, on the GOP ticket.

It’s certainly been a week of whack in the land of Conservatardia, and it’s only Monday. Yeesh.

There has been a terrible and sad void in the birther community while its Jeanne d’Arc, Orly Taitz, appeals her numerous and varied cases against the Trilateral Commission, the Illuminati, and the Girl Scouts of America before the High Tribunal of Federated Planets. But not to worry. There’s a new wild-eyed, bugfuck crazy person stepping [...]