Puppet-faced goofball Matt Lewis was on ethically challenged Howard Kurtz’s ethically challenged Reliable Sources this morning complaining that “supposed” journalists like Andrea Mitchell and Claire Shipman were unable to put aside their elite media liberal lady-ness and straight up report “just the facts, mam” about what was going on with Komenfuckedupgate.

Hirsute fop Mark Steyn and Our Lady Of The Still Shrink-Wrapped Vagina Kathryn Jean Lopez are not very happy with the response to the Susan G. Komen’s very Jackass-esque (Do it, man. C’mon. Don’t be a pussy! …snicker snicker… Omigawd, they’re really going to do it! Get the camera…) antics this week. Instead of manning up (which I at least expected out of K-Lo) and admitting that the Komen people were the ones who thought sticking a fork in the wall outlet would be wicked cool, they’re blaming Planned Parenthood for showing the Komen people where they keep keep the silverware.

Komen CEO Nancy Brinker blinked, presumably after every PR agency in the world told her that she had screwed the pooch on national TV in HD and 5.1 Surround sound audio and everyone in America had DVR’d the act.

Susan G. Komen CEO Nancy Brinker (who loves that “Ambassador” title from her stint in the Bush Administration, Credibility!) poops out a string of B-School gibberish in order to keep the money flowing and keep her brand from sinking.

They had to know this movie was being released this week and yet they still issued their press release cutting ties to Planned Parenthood on Monday.

Hubris or stupidity?

To the surprise of virtually no one, Courtier to the Elitists (the elitist class lets him pretend he’s one of them because of that purty way he uses his tongue) David Brooks is quite taken with Charles Murray’s “Oh Great. Now The Fucking White Trash Is Acting Like The Coloreds.”

Roy has an interesting post up about how Charles “Coloreds Is Dumb” Murray has moved on from explaining why white people are superior to the dusky races and how now Murray is trying to instigate Whitey class war by pointing out that chain-smokin’ cheap-beer-drinkin’ NASCAR-watchin’ God-botherin’ lunchpail-totin’ gone-fishin’ crap-TV zombies are real Americans and those who don’t do any of those things are effete communist space aliens who have invaded America because Mars Needs Arugula. Or something like that.

Cash rich but personality poor Mitt Romney is probably going to have to fire someone today which will probably give him a boner or something. It seems that when he filed his personal financial statement his “people” forgot to include information about a few silly little Christmas Club accounts he had stashed away in tropical offshore havens and a socialist European hellhole.

I’m just spit-balling here but, according to an old IRS schedule I found under my desk along with some fancy guesstimating taking into account the longitude and latitude of Ft. Knox times The Number of The Beast divided by the current price of the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity® at IHOP, Warren Buffet’s secretary must make like a hundred bajillion dollars and change per year.

Mitt Romney, who hasn’t had a job in years because America won’t hire him, doesn’t want to subject himself to a credit check as a condition of maybe finally landing a job.