Pink Mail

By: Monday May 6, 2013 3:15 pm

When we last saw non-profit lamprey Nancy Brinker she was busy overseeing the destruction of the well-oiled Pink Machine of Fraud that she created known as the Susan G.Komen Foundation. Well, Komen hasn’t bounced back from that fiasco, but that doesn’t mean that Brinker couldn’t divert a few more dollars that could have gone to breast cancer research to her over-stuffed pink Kate Spade wallet:

 

Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout

By: Wednesday January 16, 2013 2:55 pm

Kudos to Xenos at Reading Is For Snobs for finding this graphic from the Wall Street Journal portraying the devastation inflicted upon The Poors in post-Fiscal Cliff Obama Socialism Nation.

Mittenfreude

By: Friday November 9, 2012 7:09 am

mittenfreude- the pleasure derived from the misfortunes of Mitt Romney

You’re soaking in it

Star Parker Kind of Knows That Guy Who Got Shot the Other Day So You Should Probably Give Her Some of Your Money

By: Sunday August 19, 2012 6:38 am

Star Parker is this lady who used to steal stuff and had four abortions and was on the welfare until one day Jesus talked to her and told her to “knock that shit off, and quit with your stealin’ and abortin’ and welfarin’ ways and get yourself a real job”. And after Jesus talked to Star, well she quit doing two out of three of those things (which is cool because Jesus grades on a curve), and now she collects wingnut welfare for going on the TV and writing stupid shit in an attempt to shame people who are doing the exact same things she did when she was young.

We Bled Inside Each Other’s Wounds

By: Saturday July 21, 2012 7:00 pm

While I understand the need for people to come together in the aftermath of tragedies like the Aurora shooting with candlelight vigils, impromptu memorials, and mass community services, I found this gesture by the major studios to ring a little hollow

To The Manor Barn

By: Thursday July 12, 2012 6:00 am

In our continuing series about how everything that the Romneys have is so much better than anything that you will ever have, we present the house that Ann Romney’s Pop n Lock Pony lives in.

I Got Dem Ol’ Fin de Siècle Blues Again, Mama

By: Saturday June 9, 2012 5:00 pm

Recently Ben Bradlee’s fading trophy-wife Sally Quinn stumbled out of her Labyrinth of Deep Thinking (where she had been communing with God over a pitcher of Minotaur Mojitos) only to discover that The World As She Knew It had gone straight to hell in a Gucci handbag.

Gold Diggers & Trophy Wives

By: Thursday April 19, 2012 12:52 pm

Too many ladies and not enough Donald Trumps

Jesus of Galt’s Gulch

By: Sunday April 8, 2012 5:36 pm

Jesus H. Christ once said: “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

Flatulent Jesus walrus Rick Warren tells Jesus to fuck all that noise.

Mitt Romney’s Hobo Wife May Have to Live out of One of Her Cadillacs Someday

By: Monday March 5, 2012 4:15 pm

Ann Romney, who once blew a bundle on prototype Stepford husband Mitt v1.0, does not know what tomorrow will bring in this crazy topsy-turvy now-you-see-it now-you-don’t world that all of the rest of us live in.

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