Cato Guy Thinks You Guys Are Lazy and Stupid

By: Saturday June 23, 2012 1:00 pm

The Washington Post has an article pointing out that Mitt Romney just likes to fire Americans every chance he gets and ship their jobs to overseas where people make like four cents a day and then Mitt pockets the difference so he can buy expensive dancing horses for Ann his bored wife. The Romney campaign then rolled out hapless Andrea Saul, who is this years Nancy Pfotenhauer, to explain that ‘off-shoring’ is not ‘outsourcing’ because, HAH!, they have different letters .. so SUCK IT lamestream media.


Ann Romney Sending Her Horse-Slave to Pillage Europe for Gold

By: Tuesday June 12, 2012 5:10 pm

Like most typical American housewives, Ann Romney has a hobby that helps her to fill the lonely hours while, like Sheena Easton, she waits for that evening train to bring her baby back again to find her waiting for him. And while your hobby may be collecting Beanie Babies or scrap-booking or seeing how many of those little chocolate donuts you can shove in your mouth at one time, Ann likes to collect dancing horses and the slaves who ride them.

Police On My Back

By: Thursday June 7, 2012 2:00 pm

This is why Mitt works solo.

Fucking amateur left witnesses…

Baking in the Sun

By: Thursday June 7, 2012 6:04 am

I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake, I can’t have you getting baked on my beach.

Fortunate Sons

By: Tuesday June 5, 2012 3:54 pm

War is for poors. You bought it … you fight in it.

Jen Rubin Is Totally Cool With Her Boyfriend’s Newest Wingman

By: Tuesday May 29, 2012 7:15 pm

Mitt Romney’s internet sister wife Jennifer Rubin wants everyone to leave Mitt alone because he is totally NOT running around with a bad crowd. In this case, ginger-topped ham slab Donald Trump.

I Wish I Was Your Boyfriend

By: Thursday May 3, 2012 3:00 pm

Providing that arena security at the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa does their job and keeps past-her-freshness-date grandma Sarah Palin from bum rushing the stage during prime time and rhythmically humping the podium to the primal beat of Warrant’s Cherry Pie before she can be subdued with a grizzly tranquilizer dart, Mitt “Mitt” Romney should be the Republican nominee in November.

He bought it, he owns it.

Warning: Slow Jam Children Ahead

By: Wednesday April 25, 2012 2:55 pm

President Obama appeared on the Jimmy Falon show and made a pitch for Congress to extend the lower interest rates on student loans. That set off the right who are now demanding Mitt Romney get equal time to, oh, maybe demand Congress double the interest rates on student loans and then tell knock-knock jokes. And it has to be equally funny, or else.

The Wal-Martian Chronicles

By: Wednesday April 25, 2012 7:15 am

Over the weekend David Barstow of the New York Times went BOOM on Wal-Mart for being a very naughty evil global retail hegemony and bribing their way into the hearts and minds of our brown neighbors to the south.

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