Mark 8:36 for the Rumored Romney Soul

By: Saturday November 10, 2012 5:00 pm



Gallup X and H. Rap Quinnipiac

By: Friday October 5, 2012 9:00 am

According to the “abnormal pocket originating in the skin that usually contains hair, skin debris and other abnormal tissue which is located near the tailbone at the top of the cleft of the buttocks and is known to cause pain and discharges”, and that is also known as Rush Limbaugh, American cities will be on flame with rock ‘n roll the grievous shouts and cries of obstreperous blah people if their Kenyan Warlord is denied his righteous claim to The Iron Throne of The Boss Of All Of Us on November 6th.

Mittens Is Giving Peeps a Chance to Fly With Him on the Campaign Plane for $15. Any Takers?

By: Thursday September 13, 2012 7:15 pm

I guess Mitt Romney needs all the small donation dollars he can muster at this point as his campaign nosedives. This “offer” just landed in my inbox. Who’d want to get onboard this flight?

Let’s Get Drunk With Ann Romney – The Drinkening

By: Tuesday August 28, 2012 7:00 pm

Tonight is the night when Ann Romney, who is just like Martha Stewart but without the girlish flirtatiousness, will take her case to You People about why You People should vote for You People’s next president who will be… shuffles papers… double checks.. oh, yes, that guy she sleeps with: Carlo the Pool Boy Mitt Romney.

Obama Is Cockblocking Blue Collar Dudes From Mitt Romney’s Manlove

By: Friday August 10, 2012 5:00 pm

Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law is very very disappointed in alleged lady assassin Mitt “Mitt” Romney’s allegedly well-oiled operation because it seems to be allegedly completely unprepared to explain itself/manage crises effectively/anticipate attacks/counter-attack and wage all-out war.

Mitt to You People: Suck It, You People

By: Monday July 30, 2012 4:16 pm

Taking time out from insulting the rest of humanity who are not named “Romney”, Mitt “Mitt” Romney was all, “No way, José ….and not the José I fired because I’m running for President, for Pete’s sake” about releasing any more of his tax returns that could possibly show investment income coming from, say, cat brothels or showing that maybe he has more secret overseas accounts with names like Stolen Nazi Gold LLC or Dancing Horse Sperm Futures OPEC. I mean, anything could be in those tax returns so you should feel free to speculate wildly.

I know I am.

But here is what Mitt’s people had to say.

Noblesse Oblige Is for You People

By: Thursday July 19, 2012 9:23 am

Stop it, You People:

“Anne Romney, the wife of GOP hopeful Mitt Romney, on Thursday insisted that she and her husband would not be giving voters any more information about their tax returns because they had ‘given all you people need to know.’”

If You’ve Lost Bill Kristol, Well You’re Actually Probably Better off

By: Sunday July 15, 2012 1:01 pm

Bill Kristol, author of You Should Invade Iraq, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? and You Should Pick Sarah Palin, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? has some advice for Team Butthurt, also known as the Romney camp about their man’s taxey returney problem.

Beehive State Congressguy Thinks You Should Mind Your Own Beeswax

By: Tuesday July 10, 2012 3:34 pm

Jason Chaffetz (R-BYU) thinks you should mind your own effing business when it comes to how much money Mitt Romney has because Mitt Romney is A VERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN who pays the minimum amount of taxes that he has to (depending upon whichever foreign locale he stashes his monies) and also Mitt does a lot of charitable giving (MORMON CULTZ CHURCH) and that is all you need to know. So there.

The Obscure Charm Of The Plutocracy

By: Monday July 9, 2012 7:30 am

The media managed to capture the comments of the uber rich on their way to Mitt Romney’s for rich people only fundraiser. So here is what Mitt Romney’s people will be attempting to defuse on Monday after Mitt’s Hamptonspalooza.

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