Hot on the heels of Charles Murray’s upcoming The Rich Man’s Burden: Civilizing The Savages fellow AEI’er [coughwingnutwelfarerecipientcough] James Q Wilson takes to the pages of Fred Hiatt’s Rich Folk’s Etch-a-Sketch page to wave his hands around and deflect deflect deflect people’s attention away from the American Romney Class by pointing out that you’re just upset and acting irrationally (you’re probably having your period, aren’t you?) if you’re pointing at the Romney Rich as 99% percent of the problem on economic inequality in America.

Cash rich but personality poor Mitt Romney is probably going to have to fire someone today which will probably give him a boner or something. It seems that when he filed his personal financial statement his “people” forgot to include information about a few silly little Christmas Club accounts he had stashed away in tropical offshore havens and a socialist European hellhole.

Watch Barack Obama at the Apollo Theater and try and imagine Mitt Romney acting like a real human being.

John Hinderaker is just cold babbling again.

Outside of the fact that they both wear nice Italian suits, the only difference between your street benefactors and Bain Capital is the extra two or three zeros added to the end of the debt amount and the guys at Bain (Biff and Skippy and Mitt) all have last names that don’t end with an ‘i’ or an ‘o’.

“I’m Running for Office, for Pete’s Sake! I Can’t Have Illegals!”
-Mitt Romney, criticizing his genealogy

Mitt Romney, who hasn’t had a job in years because America won’t hire him, doesn’t want to subject himself to a credit check as a condition of maybe finally landing a job.

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney can’t erase all the memories of those who recall he was actually their governor, so he did the next best thing: flushing all the information down the “memory hole” and getting the state to pay for it.

Unlikable once and future presidential candidate Mitt Romney does not like the idea that President Obama is bringing our boys (none of whom incidentally is named Tagg, Josh, Ben, Craig, or Matt Romney) home from Iraq.