Okay, quick business quiz for everyone: What do you do with an employee who is incompetent, insubordinate, and constantly sneaking around behind your back? If you’re Barack Obama you force him to keep working for you.

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Actually, the problem is, while Rush may be used to downing ribs with that many calories, the rib–yes one rib– enjoyed by the First Lady at Kelly Liken in Vail, Colorado with her daughters, while tasty, carried less than half that caloric load.

Since Sarah wants the government out of our kitchens, let’s keep ‘em out of our bedrooms too! And our living rooms! And our backyards!

Here’s the Pulitzer Prize winner, explaining why the First Lady’s vacation in Spain is so tasteless and unBush-like.

If the Obama Administration cares about children having healthy food, why are they letting Blanche Lincoln write the school lunch bill?

You’d think they’d have learned their lesson by now.

How about we start Friday off with a little good news for a change? See if you can keep from smiling after reading this: “Ou[r] guests,” Gibson said, “are people on the street, people usually look through them. We all see people walk by them. That’s why we call them guests — not clients because they are special. Mrs. Obama’s visit tells our guests they are not forgotten. That President Obama and Mrs. Obama care about their neighborhood and their neighbors who a lot of people don’t care about.”