McMegan, who is not a financial adviser but plays one on the internet, answers white people’s problems.

In brief, these are the afflicted ones, likely drawn from the WSJ poverty pool, whom she has selected to internet comfort (mainly by saying: Adopt me! lol!).

So how was your Christmas?

Really?

Are you sure?

Because our girl McMegan is here to tell you that your Christmas actually sucked harder than a Hard Sucking Machine (Hammacher Schlemmer, Christmas 2012 catalog – page 37 – bottom right corner) and wasn’t near as winter wonderland wonderful as hers was. Ready to be diminished by being told that your family and friends are a bunch of hapless but well-meaning doofuses who wouldn’t know a béchamel from a sauce foyot?

McMegan is taking a beat down from a gang of economists (Eastside Keynesians represent, yo) because she is intruding on their turf. And badly at that.

Yeah. This is more shit about McMegan of The Atlantic, Our Lady of the Broken TI-84.