Late Night: Pouting Baby Asks Why Mr. Banana Holder Has His Job

By: Thursday May 12, 2011 8:00 pm

Why does it take Senator Barbara B to tell Mr. Banana Holder to do his job? Why won’t he do his job the way he should? Why does Mr. Banana Holder even have his job if he won’t punish people who break the law?

 

Late Night: Why Does Poopy Pat Hate People Who Are Different?

By: Thursday May 5, 2011 8:01 pm

Poopy Pat has been spreading his poop for over forty years, but he’s still mean to people who are different from him. I’m usually a lot less cranky after a big poop, so I don’t know why Poopy Pat is still so mean after all this poop. My Mommy tells me that everyone is different, and that’s what makes us special. Poopy Pat thinks different is bad instead of special. That’s really sad when you think about it.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Asks Why Crazy Allen Won’t Answer Questions

By: Thursday April 28, 2011 8:00 pm

Why won’t Crazy Allen answer Ms. Nicole’s question? Why won’t he invite everyone he represents to ask him a question? It’s not like they are going to pretend to kill him just to get him to answer. They wouldn’t do that, they want him to tell the truth, not make up a lie just to get them to stop.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Doesn’t Understand Why Little Melting Jeff Won’t Let GE Pay Taxes

By: Thursday March 31, 2011 8:00 pm

I don’t understand why Little Melting Jeff is so mean to our government. His company made $14 billion last year, but they won’t give any of that money to the government. Companies like Little Melting Jeff’s are a big reason why our government doesn’t have enough money.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Wants to Know Why Scottdemort Hates Teachers

By: Thursday March 17, 2011 8:00 pm

I like teachers. They are really smart. They’re cool and they are very patient while kids are learning. But Scottdemort really hates teachers. Why does Scottdemort hate teachers?

Late Night: Pouting Baby Says Please Join the Firedoglake Family

By: Thursday March 10, 2011 8:00 pm

Mr. Jim has a special present if anyone joins at the Gosprey level tonight. You can get your very own framed and signed copy of the Pouting Baby picture. Just join by 9 am Eastern Friday, March 11 and let Mr. Jim know either in comments or by email to his yahoo account (jimwhitegnv) and he will sign the photo any way you want (if you want) and send it to you as soon as he confirms with Mr. Ryan that you did join at the Gosprey level.

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