Late Night: Pouting Baby Doesn’t Understand Why Little Melting Jeff Won’t Let GE Pay Taxes

By: Thursday March 31, 2011 8:00 pm

I don’t understand why Little Melting Jeff is so mean to our government. His company made $14 billion last year, but they won’t give any of that money to the government. Companies like Little Melting Jeff’s are a big reason why our government doesn’t have enough money.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Wants to Know Why Scottdemort Hates Teachers

By: Thursday March 17, 2011 8:00 pm

I like teachers. They are really smart. They’re cool and they are very patient while kids are learning. But Scottdemort really hates teachers. Why does Scottdemort hate teachers?

Late Night: Pouting Baby Says Please Join the Firedoglake Family

By: Thursday March 10, 2011 8:00 pm

Mr. Jim has a special present if anyone joins at the Gosprey level tonight. You can get your very own framed and signed copy of the Pouting Baby picture. Just join by 9 am Eastern Friday, March 11 and let Mr. Jim know either in comments or by email to his yahoo account (jimwhitegnv) and he will sign the photo any way you want (if you want) and send it to you as soon as he confirms with Mr. Ryan that you did join at the Gosprey level.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Doesn’t Understand Why They Are Taking Bradley’s Clothes Away

By: Thursday March 3, 2011 8:00 pm

Why did they make Bradley spend the night naked? What could he have done to make them do that? He’s been in his jail cell 23 hours a day without talking to anyone, so I don’t see how he had a chance to do anything to make the jail people mad.

Late Night: ‘And That’s How I Know That It’s Time to Be Brave’

By: Monday February 28, 2011 8:00 pm

This house was open. This house was everybody’s, belonged to anybody who opened the door that day, anybody who could come and stay. And Governor Walker locked it down. Locked it away. Bolted it shut. They’re rifling through purses now, scanning briefcases. You have to take off your coat to come in. You have to wait in line.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Wants to Know if Little Davey P Will Investigate Himself

By: Thursday February 24, 2011 8:00 pm

Little Davey P is busy lying to the people in Washington again. This morning, Nice Mike Hastings had a very interesting article at Rolling Stone. He described how Bad Billy C and Screaming Greg B made Lt. Col. Holmes do mind tricks on important Washington people who were visiting Afghanistan. Mr. Jim explained it all right here and told us how Bad Billy C was probably doing this because Little Davey P wanted him to.

But now, Little Davey P is acting like he had nothing to do with the mind tricks and is calling for Bad Billy C to be investigated.

Late Night: Obama Says Drugs Aren’t a Health Issue, They’re a Legal Matter

By: Tuesday February 15, 2011 8:00 pm

While President Obama told Law Enforcement Against Prohibition member MacKenzie Allen, a retired deputy sheriff during an interview with the organization:

We have to think more about drugs as a public health problem

his comments on the new federal drug new budget show things in a different light.

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