Late Night FDL: Pouting Baby Says “Watch Out For Killer Cantaloupes!”

By: Thursday September 29, 2011 8:00 pm

My Mommy tries to get me to eat cantaloupe but I hate it. It’s the same color as yummy sweet potatoes, but it tastes nasty. Now it looks like I have a reason not to eat cantaloupe.

 

Late Night FDL: Pouting Baby Says “The Sky is Falling Tomorrow!”

By: Thursday September 22, 2011 8:00 pm

With all the other bad stuff that has been happening, the stock market crash, Georgia murdering Troy Davis and Mr. 0 keeping the wars going, I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that the sky really is falling this time. You probably won’t get hit by any of the pieces, but just to be on the safe side, don’t look up if you are outside tomorrow.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Asks “Who Let the Dumb ALECs Lie and Write Bad Laws?”

By: Thursday July 14, 2011 8:00 pm

The Dumb ALECs should be in a lot of trouble, but does anyone really think they will be punished? Why are they allowed to lie and to write bad laws? Is it because the really rich people and big companies that give the Dumb ALECs their money can get away with anything they want?

Late Night: “Why Does Mr. 0 Listen to Little Davey P?”

By: Thursday June 16, 2011 8:00 pm

The top U.S. commander in Afghanistan has laid out several options for President Barack Obama to reduce the number of troops there, the White House said on Thursday, signaling a plan would be announced soon.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Asks Why the Banksters Got to Steal Our Money

By: Thursday June 9, 2011 8:00 pm

When I take something that doesn’t belong to me, my Mommy makes me give it back and then she sends me to my room. The banksters took a lot of money that didn’t belong to them, and Mr. O gave them more money and now is doing everything they ask for. He hasn’t sent any of them to jail. Now I think the banksters know that they can do anything they want. Maybe this would be a good time to hide your money from them.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Asks Why Mr. Banana Holder Has His Job

By: Thursday May 12, 2011 8:00 pm

Why does it take Senator Barbara B to tell Mr. Banana Holder to do his job? Why won’t he do his job the way he should? Why does Mr. Banana Holder even have his job if he won’t punish people who break the law?

Late Night: Why Does Poopy Pat Hate People Who Are Different?

By: Thursday May 5, 2011 8:01 pm

Poopy Pat has been spreading his poop for over forty years, but he’s still mean to people who are different from him. I’m usually a lot less cranky after a big poop, so I don’t know why Poopy Pat is still so mean after all this poop. My Mommy tells me that everyone is different, and that’s what makes us special. Poopy Pat thinks different is bad instead of special. That’s really sad when you think about it.

Late Night: Pouting Baby Asks Why Crazy Allen Won’t Answer Questions

By: Thursday April 28, 2011 8:00 pm

Why won’t Crazy Allen answer Ms. Nicole’s question? Why won’t he invite everyone he represents to ask him a question? It’s not like they are going to pretend to kill him just to get him to answer. They wouldn’t do that, they want him to tell the truth, not make up a lie just to get them to stop.

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