Attentive reader Sean D. sends us news from afar about how afar Juicebox Jesus has a’fallen.
|By: TBogg Sunday November 11, 2012 11:30 am|
Based upon the fact that Tebow has been in on only 60 more offensive snaps this year than my mom has, maybe it’s time to devote the weekly NFL post to someone seeing more on-field action such as the long-snapper for the Browns.
|By: TBogg Sunday November 4, 2012 11:30 am|
God has given him lemons, and he is making Special Teams-ade with them.
|By: TBogg Sunday October 28, 2012 11:30 am|
Today the most overrated player and the second most overrated player in the NFL will take on Lauren Tannehill’s husband’s team in American non-metric futbol.
|By: TBogg Sunday October 14, 2012 11:50 am|
All you need to know about why the Jets have not turned to God’s Less Magical Son to save them from Non-Playoff Hell can be seen in this weeks quarterback ratings.
|By: TBogg Monday October 8, 2012 6:04 pm|
Skip Bayless confesses to a love/hate relationship with Juicebox Jesus.
|By: TBogg Sunday September 30, 2012 11:50 am|
Lil Timmy may get some more playing time this week against the Niners
|By: TBogg Sunday September 23, 2012 11:40 am|
Last week, the the euphoria of the Jet’s opening game blow-out over Buffalo plummeted to the ground with the wobbly explosiveness of a Tim Tebow outlet pass on third and long. Through the first two weeks of the season the NFL’s most expensive novelty player has exactly as many passing attempts and completions as my mom, although Timmy did have one carry for 22 yards against the Steelers which is one more yard than Chris Johnson has in 19 attempts over two games. Kudos, back-up fullback and special teams pawn.
|By: TBogg Sunday September 9, 2012 12:15 pm|
It’s that time of year again. Juicebox Jesus is in NYC as a back-up (as was foretold in the Book of Overthrows 3: long), and already Mark Sanchez has passed for two touchdowns (no small miracle, that) because God IS TESTING TIMMY by keeping him on the bench.
|By: TBogg Tuesday May 1, 2012 4:27 pm|
Forced birth homunculus Calvin Freiburger, who is a member of the HeartBeat Teens (which is surprisingly not a sexy boy-band), wishes to express his distaste with ladies who take their vaginas out for an evening of abortion bowling.