Dick Cheney Healthy Enough to Resume Multi-State Killing Spree

By: Saturday December 8, 2012 7:40 am

Remorseless killer-robot Dick “Dick” Cheney wants everyone to know that he is tanned, rested, and ready to resume the indiscriminate killing of all creatures great and small.


Bill Kristol Is Getting The Band Back Together Again

By: Monday August 13, 2012 7:30 am

Bill Kristol and the entire gang of neo-con warmongers who sold us lies about weapons of mass destruction and the Iraq war and have been clamoring to repeat the folly ever since and everywhere, are all back and advising the awesome foreign policy duo of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Because the last decade went so well . . .

Graffiti With Punctuation

By: Saturday June 16, 2012 6:00 pm

Last Saturday night we were watching Steven Soderbergh’s Contagion (Spoiler Alert: NOT A DATE MOVIE) and we were all quite amused when a research scientist (played by Elliott Gould) explained to a muckraking “blogger” (played by Jude Law) who maintained a conspiracy blog similar to Prison Planet that “Blogging is not writing. It’s just graffiti with punctuation.”

As the kids say: I LOL’d.

Now Scott Walker Wants to Kill Women with Cancer

By: Saturday December 17, 2011 6:00 pm

Sensing that he losing out to Rick Scott as the most horrible fucking governor in the country, Wisconsin cheesedick Scott Walker is trying to kill off some of his lady constituents because…. he’s a cheesedick.

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