Wow. Just… wow. Okay, admittedly Google’s counsel could have done a better job of explaining that internet advertising isn’t really all that different from traditional advertising, just with better and more dynamic targeting, but in all fairness he probably didn’t think he’d need to. My condensed transcript for those of you who don’t have time for videos or Louie Gohmert:

Professional idiot opposes voting rights for people he thinks are stupid.

Humanity #FAIL.

Great thinking! That’s a very smart plan since large majorities are opposed to this. One small problem: Obama’s proposed cutting services to seniors and Medicare.

I think we finally have a hook to get immigration reform passed! Sarah Palin and Joe Lieberman have accidentally shown us the way forward with their very rational and well-informed responses to Wikileaks’ Cowardly Attack On The Very Foundations Of Our Civilization.

Sarah Palin takes a swing at progressive patriotism and ends up hitting herself, the conservative movement, and objective reality.