Both of These Things Are Just Like the Other

By: Thursday November 15, 2012 1:08 pm

Lil Luke Russert, still smarting from getting his little pee-pee smacked by Nancy Pelosi after face-planting while attempting to stick his Villager “Some People Say….” landing, gets a failing grade from NYU journalism professor Jay Rosen.


Mitt Romney Don’ Know Nothin’ ‘Bout Birthin’ No Gay Babies

By: Sunday October 28, 2012 8:35 am

Previously former Governor Mitt “Mitt” Romney did not understand how the Gheys were having their gay babies together, what with the matched sets of vags and peens; how does this work? Nowadays he can just have a father/spawn talk with son Tagg “Tagg” Romney about these how fake babies are made and suddenly, for Mitt, all of those all those old turkey baster jokes would make sense.

Sexy NewsBeast

By: Saturday October 20, 2012 7:53 am

In an interview with AdAge following the announcement that Newsweek would cease print editions at the end of the year hastened , no doubt, by editor and Corpse Of Princess Diana-humper Tina Brown (who is to magazines what Michael Bay is to movies, but without the profitability and veneer of high culture) Newsweek CEO Baba Shetty explains that: when God shutters a magazine, he opens a browser window.

Second Verse, Worse as the First

By: Monday October 15, 2012 2:00 pm

I bet you woke up this morning wondering, “Hey. How did Atlas Shrugged Part II: The Sequeling do at the box office this weekend?”. Then you probably got distracted and went in search of Pop-Tarts and, what kind of Communist asshole buys strawberry Pop-Tarts without the icing? Might as well eat some fucking quinoa with sprout sprinkles or something.

Bill Kristol Is Getting The Band Back Together Again

By: Monday August 13, 2012 7:30 am

Bill Kristol and the entire gang of neo-con warmongers who sold us lies about weapons of mass destruction and the Iraq war and have been clamoring to repeat the folly ever since and everywhere, are all back and advising the awesome foreign policy duo of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Because the last decade went so well . . .

Guns. Nuts.

By: Sunday July 22, 2012 4:00 pm

As one who has intermittently watched Glenn Reynolds over the years, I’d say that it is impossible for him to be embarrassed despite the multitude of reasons why he should be.

If You’ve Lost Bill Kristol, Well You’re Actually Probably Better off

By: Sunday July 15, 2012 1:01 pm

Bill Kristol, author of You Should Invade Iraq, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? and You Should Pick Sarah Palin, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? has some advice for Team Butthurt, also known as the Romney camp about their man’s taxey returney problem.

Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine

By: Monday May 14, 2012 6:50 pm

I think it is wonderful that John Hinderaker and The Conservatives have landed on Twitter Beach, planted their flag, and claimed it as their own from which they can display their brilliance in 140 characters or less which will then go BOOM! like little words IED’s right in the libtards faces. After all, that is how elections (and wars!) will be won from this day forward. Of course, as Susan of Texas points out, to really get a feel for how conservatives have mastered the form (it’s their “natural medium”!), you need only turn to one of Hinderaker’s Recommended Twatters: author, noted conservative intellectual, 2-time Pulitzer nominee, 11-time Super Bowl participant (if by ‘participant’ you mean he watched it on TV) and founding member of the Algonquin Children’s Round Table at National Review Online, Jonah Goldberg to see how it is done.

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