Republicans lose a few nuts in the Presidential race, but may gain a one-man assortment.

Imagine if a Democratic candidate had the temerity to praise Howard Zinn…who is actually, you know, a legitimate historian? But if you’re a Republican you can pretty much praise any crackpot and get a round of applause.

Wonder what Willard, Huck and the Quitter are going to say after it passes in the Senate — since they all think gays in the military should stay in the closet.

Huckabee needs oral bypass surgery STAT!