Unwitting hubby beard and former baby harvester Michele Bachmann is calling it quits, hanging ‘em up, running away, pulling the plug, hitting the road after derailing her own crazy train, and bugging out way more than usual.
|By: TBogg Thursday December 13, 2012 5:51 am|
What if sanctimonious homunculus Joe Lieberman gave a farewell address and nobody came?
|By: TBogg Thursday November 15, 2012 8:39 am|
As you may have heard, there are many citizens of this fair and Godly land of ours who have, after four years of hard concentratin’ and cypherin’, just recently figured out that the President guy is a black Black Man and, HO-lee-shit! “there goes the neighborhood”, and now they want to break up the band just like they did in 1860 because that turned out so awesome … for modern day Civil War re-creators.
But cooler heads are prevailing and conservative public intellectuals such as Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick “Erick ” Erickson will have none of this seditious talk and, as God is his witness, he will never go hungry again nor will he stand by and let this great country be rent asunder by his brethren and sisterenren.
|By: TBogg Friday June 8, 2012 8:20 am|
As you might be aware, having seen the free-standing displays of cards and party supplies at your local Hallmark store or the massive cheap-beer pyramids constructed out of beer suitcases as you entered your local food emporium, today (Friday) is National Wingnut Shut The Fuck Up Day. A holiday tradition like no other, NW-STFU Day is intended as a show of solidarity amongst all rightwing bloggers, small and smaller, signifying strength and resolve against the depredations of rightwing boogieman Brett Kimberlin who, at this very moment, is calling you on the phone … and he’s in your house! [cue skree skree skree sound effect].