Just when you thought the bloggerminions of Andrew Breitbart had finally broken the the “too stupid to breathe” barrier and mankind could go no further, another one huffs a can of Krylon, and “Breitbart Big Exclusive!!” — Seems Obama faked his assembly line speech! Not.

Over at Hot Air, where she is auditioning for a future role as a Fox News fembot, Tina Korbe is very concerned that a teacher in Texas is forcing Texas-Murican kids to murder the English language (more than they usually do) and swear a blood-oath to abuela Mexico.

This was the most successful launch of a soon to be abandoned conservative website since The Next Right burst upon the scene and swept John McCain and Sarah Palin to their 47 state landslide in 2008 and then we invaded our neighbors to the north and installed Willow Palin as Super Awesome Most Totally Hawt Princess of Upper America-Canadia.

You know what would have made the Breitbart version even better? If Andrew and Dana and Mike were shown walking away from the building in slow motion while it exploded behind them in a blaze of righteous glory.

That’s always awesome in movies…

You know what I like to do on 9/11? Cruise suburban neighborhoods looking for children’s birthday parties which I then crash screaming at the kids about jihad and Islam and death from above. Then I force them to watch Schindler’s List. Afterwards … cake and ice cream and the piñata!.

She’s like McMegan but without even the pretense of even trying to appear smart.

Frank Gaffney, who is Pam Geller without the boob job and paint-peeling voice, thinks the Norway terrorist Tea Partier might very well have been some kind of Double Super Secret Muslim Brotherhood plant (the Muqdadiyah Candidate? why not?) inserted to make people like Frank Gaffney look stupid.

Barack Obama was the right “product” in 2008 to be sold to a country that was reeling from, to say nothing of being embarrassed over, eight years of George W. Bush. But the game has changed and, in combination with the Geithnerite upper class twit cabal, these guys are in such a bubble that they’re going to blow this presidency up.

As noted below, the Koch Bros are sparing no expense in hiring the best and brightest to spin away their malignant drive to destroy the world for profit. Besides the best and the brightest, the Kochs have, once again, retained Nancy Pfotenhauer to lie her pfucking ass off. Through the miracle of YourInterTubes, there is extensive historical video documentation of Nancy allowing herself to be publicly humiliated to the point where even professional bukkake models have been known to avert their eyes.

Taxpayer supported occasional law perfesser Glenn Reynolds is very worried that rogue members of academia may secretly be evil geniuses who seek to destroy their fellow man…