Herpes Virus Found on Library Copy of “Fifty Shades of Grey”

By: Friday November 15, 2013 7:05 pm

Maybe the title should be Filthy Shades of Grey.


Herpes-Ridden Monkeys: Florida Wildlife Just Gets Worse

By: Friday September 13, 2013 4:15 pm

Florida is not only God’s waiting room; sometimes it’s also Hell’s. Invasive species–including Burmese pythons, Madagascan hissing cockroaches, walking catfish, stucco-eating giant snails–are endangering native species and disrupting the delicate ecosystems. And then there’s herpes infected wildlife, and I don’t mean the humans cataloged on the Twitter feeds, Florida Man and Florida Woman.

Rick Perry Is Now Sorry He Banned Parental Honor Killings

By: Sunday August 14, 2011 5:00 pm

Godbotherer and probably Notre Dame football fan Joshua Mercer is unleashing a sigh of relief that Texas dick adjuster Rick Perry is apologizing for mandating that all girls in Texas become whores at age eleven or, I don’t know, move to Utah and get married or something.

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