Homewrecker Considering Another Trip to the Applebee’s All-You-Can-Grift Bar

By: Tuesday July 23, 2013 2:30 pm

Chronically unemployed novelty candidate and not best-selling author Christine O’Donnell, who treats the Delaware Republican Party like they ate the last piece of cheesecake in the refrigerator, is pulling a variation of the Palin Double Switch Coy Fake-Out where she hints at a run for office again, dumb people send her money, and, in the case of O’Donnell as opposed to Palin: she actually runs and gets beat like Jonah Goldberg in a race with Usain Bolt.

 

Tired Old Media Whore Will Feign Interest in Your Election Boner for $$$

By: Thursday July 11, 2013 1:10 pm

Cancelled reality show contestant Sarah Palin, who once did something of note but we can’t seem to remember what it was- was it a sex tape with Ray J? Yeah, that was probably it: a sex tape – is out of rehab and babbling about how she might kinda sorta possibly it-could-totally-happen consider running for office again, because, fuck it, why not?

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