Local boy made good Phil Mickelson made some off-hand comments (which he has since taken a mulligan on) about how The Socialism is taking all of his money and probably blowing it on food for The Poors instead of worthwhile things like, for example, the city owned municipal course where he honed his skills as a young lad. Now he is going to have to make “drastic changes” like Going Galt or maybe having to sneak onto Mission Bay Golf Course late at night like we used to do and wading in the water hazard looking for golf balls.

Because I want to help the producers of Galt!: The Musical I slapped a little something together…