In Thomas Frank’s excellent new book Pity The Billionaire, he explains that The Right had to subvert reality, which we all know has a distinct liberal bias, and pin the blame for the on-going financial crisis on liberals instead of the conservative’s “the invisible hand whispered in my ear that financial regulations are tyranny, so stop it, you guys” economic policies. But how to do that? Why by complaining that the Right is nothing but a bunch of cleverly-inserted by sleeper liberals (I blame The Democrat Machine)

But plucky Bill Hemrick is not one to be denied a voice in determining the future course of The American Experiment, so he and some buddies all pitched in to start up Tea Party HD which was supposed to be a teevee network devoted to teabaggers that would, I don’t know, maybe have a camera mounted on everyone’s flatscreen and people could sit on their couches and watch themselves scream . . .

You may remember Kenneth Gladney, the Joan of Arc/Stephen Biko/Spartacus of the teabagging set who got into a scuffle at a teabagger rally two years ago. You may also remember how his videotaped beat-down made the Rodney King video look like Attack of the Tickle Monsters and how, on the next day, a brave and plucky Gladney showed up at another rally to show the world that Obama’s ACORNMuslimSEIU goons could not extinguish his indomitable spirit. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

In an attempt to get a handle on what exactly the good common sense salt-of-the-earth Real Americans of flyover country think about the America-hating homosexual communists in the Mainstream Media, CBS sat down with anger bear Andrew Breitbart who operates a ramshackle race baiting shack in rustic, yet quaint, Brentwood.

With the State of the Union address just around the corner where President Obama will give America a choice between the forced imposition of sharia law or ending the BCS (win-win America, choose wisely!), Republicans have chosen doe-eyed, painfully sincere math-nerd Paul Ryan to give the response, probably sitting in a big comfy chair and wearing a cardigan while explaining to America that our economic problems can be only solved by making some hard choices like, say, oh, I don’t know, maybe killing all the poors and letting the middle class take their place and get pissed on by the rich.

Sez Erik Son of Erik Erik Erik:

“The left and media, in perpetuating the lie that the shooter was a tea party activist, may wrongly incite violence against the right.”

Recent college graduate Christine O’Donnell is running for a Senate seat in Delaware (which I am reliably informed is a “state” although they don’t have any major sports teams so I have my doubts) and she is making the boys crazy because they don’t know what to think of the little minx.