Joe Walsh (R-Deadbeat Baby Daddy) has been very very busy these days complaining about all the bills that the muslim president has been running up on malt liquor and Derrick Rose jerseys. So busy, in fact, that he keeps forgetting about his own kids (whom he fondly refers to as ‘whatsername’, ‘whathisname’, and ‘the fat one’). First it was not sending money to his ex-wife (whom he fondly refers to as ‘that ball-crushing whore’) so that his kids can live slightly above the poverty line, and now it appears it has plumb slipped his mind to write down how much he owes so he won’t be forgetting anymore