Just when I thought I was out of the Horrible Terrible No Good Very Bad Sexting Scandal, they pull me back in.

Here’s to the Party of Non-Accountability

In addition to violating his membership in Promise Keepers, Senator John Ensign (R-Hypocritical Adulterer) has resigned his position as head of the Senate Republican Conference, the number four job in the Senate GOP. But — has he reported his employee’s attempted extortion to the authorities?