TSA’s super-frisky frisking vs their really rad–as in radiation–full body scan prompted witty manufacturers to churn out underwear with the 4th Amendment screened in metal ink. The magic undies send a firm message about privacy while shielding (what could be) the fun stuff from prying eyes.

But libertines, courtesans, romantics and even Ted Haggard had better think about what they’re packing in their hand-held luggage, since a Minnesota man, Terry Allen Lester, has developed a new tool terrorists could use to shake things up: a remote controlled exploding vibrator. Lester had planned to send it to an ex-girlfriend as a holiday gift. Wow.