Mexican Chunky Reese Witherspoon Is Killing America

By: Monday December 3, 2012 7:15 pm

Uteri aficionado and all-around ladies man Ross Douthat is fretting once again about the fact that women still aren’t cranking out babies like runamuck Pez dispensers, a topic Ross previously addressed when it came to his attention that the poors were throwing away perfectly good white babies when children in China rich white ladies on the Upper East Side were starving for some sweet baby love. Now it is not only the poors who are not doing their baby-pooping part but also the browns; a fact that dismays Ross to the same degree that it provides a glimmer of hope to the RNC that the white man will rise once again … just like the South is supposed to.

 

Today We Are All Chunky Reese Witherspoon

By: Monday November 19, 2012 7:30 am

Shorter Ross Douthat:

Poor Mexican atheist sluts are ruining America and someday the smug liberals who have enabled them will reap this baby-momma godless sex whirlwind

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