Sandra Fluke Is The Rosa Parks Of Vaginas

By: Tuesday November 27, 2012 2:02 pm

Hoo boy, Young Master Ex-Virgin Ben Shapiro is pitching a hate-tent in his pants because Time magazine is considering Sandra Fluke as a possible Person of the Year, even though she is a woman, so not really a “person” per se.


Sodom & Gobama

By: Friday October 26, 2012 6:05 am

Oh MY! how the delicate petunias of the right lost their poop this morning because the President used the swear “b*llsh*t” (which is the word ‘bullshit’ for you dumb motherfuckers who don’t speak asterisk) when talking about Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney’s War on Fap-Americans

By: Friday September 14, 2012 5:00 pm

Having alienated the poors, blahs, olds, browns, gayz, wimmens, youngs, and unions, Mitt Romney is now attempting to throw his largest constituency (middle-aged white men who look at their wives and don’t see a busty MILF cheerleader/boss/teacher/furry butt-slut, so they go back to watching SportsCenter) under the bang bus.

The Lovesong Of J. Alfred Douthat

By: Wednesday August 15, 2012 12:00 pm

New York Times *cough* columnist, Ross Douthat has a column on the wonderfulness of Paul Ryan. TBogg provides his usual respectful translation of the always enlightening Mr. Douthat.

She Aborted Me With Science

By: Sunday June 10, 2012 4:00 pm

Oh, Jesus Christ, Ross Douthat is trying to climb into your vagina again.

Calvin Freiburger Does Not Care for Your Vagina Bowling Name

By: Tuesday May 1, 2012 4:27 pm

Forced birth homunculus Calvin Freiburger, who is a member of the HeartBeat Teens (which is surprisingly not a sexy boy-band), wishes to express his distaste with ladies who take their vaginas out for an evening of abortion bowling.

Ross Douthat Is All Up In Your Uterus Again

By: Sunday February 5, 2012 7:40 am

Ross Douthat is very angry this week and you won’t like Ross when he’s angry. I mean you’ll like him even less than you already do which is probably a lot. As you might guess it’s about abortion and the Susan G. Komen Foundation and Planned Parenthood and the unfairness of life and WHY WON”T PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME? I MEAN I’VE GOT A NEW YORK TIMES COLUMN FOR GOSHDARNS SAKE! DOESN’T THAT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE? I AM A VERY SERIOUS PERSON AND I HAVE IDEAS. REALLY SMART ONES! JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH, HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD?

Those Raunchy Hollyweird Sluts Are Breaking Up That Old Marriage of Mine

By: Sunday January 29, 2012 8:35 am

One of the anal-retentive kulture kops at Brent Bozell’s pantysniffing Culture and Media Institute has his cilice in a bunch because Miley Cyrus was seen gobbling some penis cake (which is not actually a cake made out of dicks, salted or or not) and this is just another sign that women are having sex, WHICH IS VERY WRONG AND ICKY!

The Big Droop

By: Tuesday October 18, 2011 6:40 pm

In David Brooks latest he explains the good news, that Hard Times are making Americans into a grimly moral and introspective people given to thrift and self-denial as opposed to the frivolous life embracing people we once were who ran up our national credit cards on flatscreens, the latest doodads from Apple, and the occasional big night out splurging on a foreign war or two. And sure those guys that the damn dirty hippies are protesting against are bad actors in this drama, but really good common salt-of-the-earth Americans should be tending to their own gardens and maybe those bad guys will learn a thing or two and be shamed into not being enormous greedheads.

Ross Douthat’s “The Lottery”

By: Sunday September 25, 2011 6:00 pm

Shorter Ross Douthat.

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