Late Night: Candidates Get Jiggy

By: Tuesday October 2, 2012 8:00 pm

The debates are tomorrow! (I’ll be at the opera, seeing Don Giovanni with the sublime milliner Satanica Batcakes sharing the balcony box with me. But I’m TiVoing them). Expect lots of goofy videos post-debates, but here are a few culled from the intertubes showing the huge affect elections have on pop culture including, of course, celebrity reminders to get out the vote.

 

Chuck Norris – The Fraud Who Won’t Stand Up to Real Injustice

By: Tuesday December 20, 2011 11:00 am

Chuck Norris is an action movie star. But he should stay that way. His forays into politics reveal his basic ignorance. He has penned a piece for the American Family Association whining about how the Obama Administration has declared war on religion, and his claims are false.

Late Night: Chuck Norris Is So Tough, Oh Wait, I Meant “Chuck Norris Is Such a Snickerdoodle”

By: Saturday August 7, 2010 8:00 pm

Chuck Norris PROVES that Obama is trying to shoot white Christians who disapprove of the stimulus bill.

Late Night: Chuck Norris Kneels to Conquer

By: Wednesday June 9, 2010 8:00 pm

Perhaps one cannot address Modern Conservatism in terms of “ideology” but only in terms of idiot point-scoring, hippie-pissing-upon, clinical diagnoses and the like.

Late Night: Chuck Norris Pimps His Book as Jesus’ Birthday Gift to the Nation

By: Tuesday December 22, 2009 8:01 pm

God rest ye Total Gym sales hack/Let nothing you dismay/Remember retail therapy is our good country’s way/You hype your tome/Into our home/For Jesus’ birthday… What President Obama, like many other far-left politicians, needs is a paradigm shift — a new way of seeing America, which is really an old way. It’s the way our Founders [...]

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