It looks like we can count Mr. Krauthammer among the many conservatives who rekindled their love of the Constitution on January 20th, 2009 after an eight-year estrangement. First he lambastes a “toxic” DHS memo about ways to avoid deporting unaccompanied minors and sex slaves (yes, apparently compassion is “toxic”), then he exposes this diabolical power grab:

It’s hard to tell which group of f**king cowards is stupider, citizenship strippers or Miranda deniers. Abraham Lincoln once said something about it being better to remain silent and be suspected of being ignorant than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Really you guys should just stop publicly displaying both your ignorance and your cowardice. Just go cower under you bed and let the FBI and the US Attorneys continue doing their excellent jobs of catching and convicting the bombers.

It’s remarkable how the neocons can go from weeping crocodile tears for The Poor Oppressed Peoples Of The World and arguing that we need to use force to bring them The Sacred Gospel Of Democracy… to stamping their feet because the President doesn’t want to incinerate those very same people for the crimes of the rulers we were supposed to want to save them from.