Broadwell, Petraeus, Kelley: A Very Special Episode of “Love Boat”

By: Thursday November 15, 2012 6:05 pm

All abroad aboard tonight’s Very Special Episode of the Love Boat:

“A series of startling revelations will change the lives of everyone on the Love Boat, as tonight they will loose one–or several–of their own. The four-star cast is joined by surprise guests.”

 

Late Night: Rhymes with “Betray Us,” But Pat Robertson Says It’s Okay! It’s Who You Know.

By: Tuesday November 13, 2012 8:00 pm

Just so you know, Pat Robertson says it’s okay that Petraeus banged Paula Broadwell because”she’s an extremely good-looking woman…The man’s off in a foreign land and he’s lonely and here’s a good-looking lady throwing herself at him. He’s a man.”

(But of course the four-star crossed lovers didn’t make the beast with two backs until after he joined the CIA. Because adultery in the military is a crime.)

PROPINQUITY! Your Pat Robertson word of the day.

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