San Diego Mayor Bob Filner is a real go-getter. When he sets his mind on something, such as running for Congress or becoming the mayor of America’s seventh largest city or awkwardly propositioning any woman within yelling distance, he doesn’t take “no” for an answer no matter how hard you try to squirm out of his Headlock of Seduction. So when his attorney and advisers told him he needed to go to sex camp he was all “Fuck yeah! High five!” until they explained that it was more like Not-Every-Lady-Wants-Your-Man-Meat Camp and then he was all, “Fuck”. But a-camping he did go, and he did it with a vengeance, passing his classes with flying T’s & A’s in record time and now he’s tan, rested, and ready to no longer grind his pelvis against the firm jutting buttocks of women he meets at social events … unless they look like they want it. And deep down, don’t they all? Amirite right, guys?
|By: TBogg Friday August 9, 2013 5:58 pm|
|By: TBogg Wednesday July 31, 2013 11:30 am|
San Diego Mayor Bob Filner asked the San Diego City Council to pitch into his Gropes For Dopes legal fund because, c’mon, bros before hoes, amirite?
|By: TBogg Tuesday July 30, 2013 1:41 pm|
Before he heads off for two fun-filled weeks of Sex Camp, San Diego’s soon to be ex-mayor Bob Filner is all “Yo, bro, can you pick up the check on this one? I’ll catch the next one.”
|By: TBogg Saturday July 27, 2013 7:52 am|
My name is Bobby F. and I am a serial groper of women.
I am here at Camp Morningwood high in the hills above San Diego by my own choice so that I might become a better person. Recently it was brought to my attention that I have acted “inappropriately” in both social settings as well as in private with women with whom I have come in contact with on a daily basis or while conducting official government business. According to those who have witnessed my actions or have been on the receiving end, I have acted poorly and therefore have been described as a “walking hard-on”, a “clammy-handed sex lamprey”, “that thing in the Alien movie that shoved its proboscis-thing down that guys throat to implant an egg”, and as a “total dick”. Also, “Headlock McGropeyface” …
|By: TBogg Friday July 26, 2013 3:46 pm|
As we wrap up this weeks coverage of The Sexy Adventures Of Sexy Bob Filner Who Is So Sexy (also known as the Great San Diego Mayoral Deathwatch With Extra Squickiness), we would like to note that Mayor Bob On This is not your typical creepy sexual predator in a position of authority who preys upon campaign workers, office staff, or anything that moves …. although it is still early here and more revelations are sure to come. No, when Bob Filner wants to score it’s Go Big, Or Go Home And Masturbate Furiously.
|By: TBogg Thursday July 25, 2013 5:00 pm|
Seeing as how our own local mayor is having his own grabby-kissy-headlocky-you-work-better-without-panties problems with the ladies which has brought The Pox of Allred upon our fair city (the only way to stop Gloria Allred from getting to a microphone is to put an actual courtroom between her and a podium) I have been loath to point out that NYC’s Anthony Weiner seems to lack the good judgement and the ability to make common sense decisions that one would come to expect from a Big City Mayor.
|By: TBogg Monday July 15, 2013 4:08 pm|
Oh, San Diego…
With your sun-kissed beaches, warm balmy nights and acres of tender and tanned young flesh just aching to be tapped, it is no wonder that, upon returning home, former Congressman turned Mayor Bob Filner has gone native and wants to sex up every lady he encounters.
|By: Jeff Kaye Wednesday August 10, 2011 5:03 pm|
As Thomas Jefferson School of Law professor Marjorie Cohn notes at CommonDreams, “Today marks the 50th anniversary of the start of the chemical warfare program in Vietnam without sufficient remedial action by the U.S. government.” More than 3 million people, including Vietnamese, Vietnamese-Americans, US veterans, and their children have either died, sickened or been disabled, and their children may, too, as the result of the wide-scale use of chemical agents by US forces during the Vietnam War.