Poll: 99% Of Human Beings Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope

It was brought to my attention by our very thoughtful veterinarian that Young Master Wembley turned THREE YEARS OLD this past Tuesday, so I thought for this edition of Thursday Night Basset Blogging we would have a Wembley retrospective, because obviously you are on the computer on Thanksgiving instead of being fake social with relatives you only tolerate because your mom tells you to “be nice” and “…don’t ruin everything. Again.”.

Starting with Wembley’s mugshot, which is how we picked him out of a line-up of adorable basset puppies…