Over at Andrew Breitbart’s Big Collection Of Videos Of Black People Saying Stuff Official Presidential Vetter Joel Pollak has uncovered exclusive (MUST CREDIT JOEL AND BOOZY-SMELLING GHOST OF DEAD GUY!) video of gun-grabby Eric Holder talking about denying America’s Jesus-given 2nd Amendment rights to Crips, Bloods, and Latin Kings.

Therefore: Eric Holder is racist.

Recently Breitbart World Enterprises brought on-board grifting dumblady Sarah Palin who, unlike most of the “writers” at Big Whatever, actually has a journalism degree even if it is patched together with credits from five or six various colleges and cosmetology schools. Her initial Breibart offering, written by the same person who writes Sarah’s Facebook posts while Sarah sits nearby distractedly flipping through a copy of US Weekly and eating Cool Ranch Doritos, is about the coming onslaught of posters reminding America that Andrew Breitbart will always be with us just like Tom Joad – if Tom Joad had been a sweaty reeling boozehound screaming insults at random people on the street before collapsing in a pool of his own sick.

Lost in all of the post-election analysis and hoo-hah is the inspiring tale of the death of Andrew Breitbart’s 1st Amendment rights, when ABC totally cock-blocked his opinions, and how this affront to freedom and our fighting men and women has inspired the unpaid drones at his Big Stupid Journalism/Government/Chalupa/Racist sites to be even more citizen journalisty than ever before.