Simpson: AARP is “Cruel Organization,” But “Article on Sex over 80… Amazing”

By: Tuesday April 12, 2011 7:59 am

Ladies and Gentleman, Alan “310 Million Tits” Simpson, whose plan to gut our country’s safety net is being embraced by President Obama, thinks the AARP is a “cruel organization” full of “marketers,” not “patriots.” That said, Simpson, aged 79, really likes the AARP’s magazine, especially “their article on sex over 80. Hell, I thought that was amazing.”

 

Late Night: Pouting Baby Doesn’t Understand Why Old Man Simpson Is So Grouchy

By: Thursday August 26, 2010 8:00 pm

Pouting Baby thinks Mr. O should give Old Man Simpson a dose of castor oil and send him home.

OWL Letter to Obama: Administration “Does Not Take Sexism Seriously”

By: Thursday August 26, 2010 2:40 pm

The White House accepted Alan Simpson’s apology regarding the sexist, demeaning comments he made to Ashley Carson of the Older Women’s League, but apparently the Older Women’s League does not.

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