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		<title>So, &#8220;Federalism&#8221; then?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 08:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Attaturk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The State of Arizona and it&#8217;s Republican dominated government have tried to stop same-sex marriage, but on an even more local level they are being thwarted: In a state with a conservative edge, Bisbee, population 5,600, in early April became the first municipality in Arizona to legalize same-sex civil unions. On Tuesday, after threats by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_229957" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 121px"><a href="http://firedoglake.com/2012/12/10/in-a-decade-theyll-act-like-it-was-all-their-doing-and-their-idea/marriage-is-so-gay-by-torbakhopper/" rel="attachment wp-att-229957"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-229957" src="http://static1.firedoglake.com/1/files/2012/12/marriage-is-so-gay-by-torbakhopper-111x150.jpg" alt="" width="111" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">pic via torbakhopper at flickr.com</p></div>
<p>The State of Arizona and it&#8217;s Republican dominated government have tried to stop same-sex marriage, but on an even more local level <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/civil-unions-bisbee-ariz-joins-gay-rights-revolt-163740100.html">they are being thwarted</a>:</p>
<blockquote><div class='wbq'><p>In a state with a conservative edge, Bisbee, population 5,600, in early April became the first municipality in Arizona to legalize same-sex civil unions. On Tuesday, after threats by Arizona&#8217;s attorney general to sue Bisbee for exceeding its powers and interfering in state affairs, town leaders tweaked the ordinance to omit references to &#8220;spouses&#8221; and &#8220;marriage&#8221; and to refer to its civil unions only as contractual agreements.</p></div></blockquote>
<blockquote><div class='wbq'><p>But the intent is still the same – to lay down a marker that, inside these city limits, a red state becomes a blue oasis on the issue of gay rights. And Bisbee is not alone.</p></div></blockquote>
<p>And it will take a great illogical leap for Jan Brewer and company to claim gays and lesbians cannot enter into contracts.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll be up for trying.</p>
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		<title>Late Late Night FDL:  Are You Going With Me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 05:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzanne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.patmetheny.com/"><strong>Pat Metheny</strong></a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Maria_Jopek"><strong>Anna Marie Jopek</strong></a> -- <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI_Sq-S5dug"><em><strong>Are You Going With Me?</strong></em></a>.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.patmetheny.com/"><strong>Pat Metheny</strong></a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Maria_Jopek"><strong>Anna Marie Jopek</strong></a> &#8212; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI_Sq-S5dug"><em><strong>Are You Going With Me?</strong></em></a>.</p>
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		<title>Late Night: Thank the Lord?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elliott</dc:creator>
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<p>oops!</p>
<p>Blitzer to tornado survivor: &#8220;I guess, you gotta thank the Lord, right?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>A Troubling Trend Continues: A Growing Share of Wisconsin Schoolchildren Are Low-Income</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 02:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WI Budget Project</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The number of Wisconsin children who are from low-income families has climbed for the ninth straight year, according to a new report from the state’s Department of Public Instruction.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><iframe width="350" height="197" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/F6I8dxlcBn8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen align="right"></iframe>The number of Wisconsin children who are from low-income families has climbed for the ninth straight year, according to a new report from the state’s Department of Public Instruction.</p>
<p>In the 2012-13 school year, 42% of Wisconsin children were eligible for free or reduced-price school lunches. In the 2003-04 school year, just 30% of students qualified for free or reduced-price school lunches. The share of students qualifying has climbed every year since then. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6I8dxlcBn8&amp;list=PL6361FCDE05564015&amp;index=6" target="_blank">This video shows how the share of low-income schoolchildren</a> has changed over time in each school district.</p>
<p>The criteria for qualifying for free or reduced-price lunches have stayed the same during the time period described. Students in families earning less than 130% of the federal poverty level qualify for free school lunches. For the 2013-12 school year, students from a family of four earning less than about $30,000 would qualify for free lunches. A much smaller number of students in families earning between 130% and 185% of the poverty level qualify for reduced-price lunches.</p>
<p>In Wisconsin’s five largest school districts, more than half the students are from low-income families. Eighty-four percent of the students in Milwaukee Public Schools are from low-income families.</p>
<p>The rising number of low-income students presents challenges for Wisconsin schools. Children from low-income families have poorer educational outcomes and lag their peers in educational achievement. They also are less likely to graduate from high school and become well-educated, healthy members of Wisconsin’s skilled workforce.</p>
<p>New policies proposed by state lawmakers may pose additional challenges to schools that serve largely low-income students. In his budget proposal, Governor Walker has recommended setting aside funding for schools that are rated the highest on DPI’s report card system. Schools that score in the lowest category would receive much less money, with the result that schools with relatively small numbers of students from low-income families would receive the most benefit. For more on that proposal, which is scheduled to be voted on next week by the legislature’s budget committee, <a href="http://www.wisconsinbudgetproject.org/school-pay-for-performance-plan-shorts-low-income-urban-students">read this blog post</a>.<span id="more-246637"></span></p>
<p><em>For more information, go to <a href="http://www.wisconsinbudgetproject.org">www.wisconsinbudgetproject.org.</a></em></p>
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		<title>The Honeybee Crisis</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crane-Station</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to statistics released by the US Department of Agriculture earlier this month, 31 percent of the managed honeybee colonies died in the winter. Since fruiting is dependent on fertilization, a result of pollination, honeybee decline can impact agriculture. We can directly link honeybees to one out of every three bites of food that we put on our table.]]></description>
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<p>According to <a href="http://www.ars.usda.gov/News/docs.htm?docid=15572">statistics released by the US Department of Agriculture</a> earlier this month, <a href="http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/article/20130513/NEWS04/305080047/A-crisis-abuzz-Honeybee-s-decline-alarms-as-it-baffles">31 percent of the managed honeybee colonies died in the winter</a>. Since fruiting is dependent on fertilization, a result of pollination, honeybee decline can impact agriculture. We can directly link honeybees to one out of every three bites of food that we put on our table.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/13/130510-honeybee-bee-science-european-union-pesticides-colony-collapse-epa-science/">The Plight of the Honeybee<br />
Billions of dollars—and a way of life—ride on saving pollinators.</a></p>
<blockquote><div class='wbq'><p>Western nations rely heavily on managed honeybees—the &#8220;moveable force&#8221; of bees that ride in trucks from farm to farm—to keep commercial agriculture productive. About a third of our foods (some 100 key crops) rely on these insects, including apples, nuts, all the favorite summer fruits (like blueberries and strawberries), alfalfa (which cows eat), and guar bean (used in all kinds of products). In total, bees contribute more than $15 billion to U.S. crop production, hardly small potatoes.</p></div></blockquote>
<p>The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) explains that <a href="http://www.ars.usda.gov/News/docs.htm?docid=15572#history">Colony Collapse Disorder</a> (CCD) is a hive condition where &#8220;very low or no adult honey bees present in the hive but with a live queen and no dead honey bee bodies present.&#8221; According to interviews of beekeepers in the documentaries, this condition can occur within a matter of a few hours. </p>
<p>The USDA further suggests that possible causes of colony decline could be due to unusually warm winter, bee diet (ie: protein, in particular), or cyclic disease, but also states that scientific connections are lacking for the theories. While the European Commission (EU) has &#8221; has <a href="http://www.sustainablebusiness.com/index.cfm/go/news.display/id/24831">banned the pesticides</a> associated with colony collapse disorder in bees,&#8221; the US has not done so yet. Oddly, the report contains <a href="http://www.ars.usda.gov/News/docs.htm?docid=15572#history">this </a>statement:<span id="more-246641"></span></p>
<blockquote><div class='wbq'><p>A comprehensive and sensitive analytical survey was done for the presence of 200 pesticides in bee, comb, and pollen samples from 23 states. No specific pattern of pesticide residues emerged that correlates with honey bee deaths  March 2010</p></div></blockquote>
<p>To be precise, the study linked in the statement says <a href="http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0009754">this</a>:</p>
<blockquote><div class='wbq'><p>Conclusions/Significance</p>
<p>The 98 pesticides and metabolites detected in mixtures up to 214 ppm in bee pollen alone represents a remarkably high level for toxicants in the brood and adult food of this primary pollinator. This represents over half of the maximum individual pesticide incidences ever reported for apiaries. While exposure to many of these neurotoxicants elicits acute and sublethal reductions in honey bee fitness, the effects of these materials in combinations and their direct association with CCD or declining bee health remains to be determined.</p></div></blockquote>
<p>Will we fund or ignore the &#8220;remains to be determined&#8221; part? Would it surprise you at all to learn that yesterday, three large agrichemical pesticide companies came forward with plans to fund research for bee decline?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.environmentalleader.com/2013/05/21/monsanto-bayer-sygenta-fund-bee-research/">Monsanto, Bayer, Sygenta Fund Bee Research</a></p>
<p>Bayer and Sygenta &#8220;produce <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neonicotinoid">neonicotinoids</a>,&#8221; and Monsanto uses the pesticides to coat seeds. These pesticides have been banned in Europe, as mentioned above. From wiki: &#8220;Neonicotinoids are a class of neuro-active insecticides chemically related to nicotine. The development of this class of insecticides began with work in the 1980s by Shell and the 1990s by Bayer.[1]&#8221;</p>
<p>Leo Tolstoy said, &#8220;The closer we examine the honeybee, the more we realize the workings of a beehive encompass territories beyond our comprehension.&#8221; USDA bee laboratory scientist Dr. Jeffrey Pettis explains in Vanishing of the Bees that CCD is difficult to study because there are no bee corpses to examine when a colony literally vanishes. (video at 15:30). So far, scientists have investigated, and eliminated as possibilities, several microbial and viral suspects. Haunting how accurate Tolstoy&#8217;s quote really was. But what is maybe even more haunting is that the beehive workings will be studied with funds that have direct interest in the outcome of the research.</p>
<p>One of the scientists in the documentary reveals other suggestions for honeybee decline, that he has received in his email, including cell phones, the Rapture, Outer Space, and the &#8216;Russians-have-implanted-genes-and-they-are-beaming-them-from-satellite.&#8217; While the scientist is confident that the persistent <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/06/30/bee.decline.mobile.phones/index.html">cell phone</a> tower rumor is now known nonsense, he does say that the issue of genetically modified crops, while scientists have observed no direct evidence, deserves a bit more attention.</p>
<p>What saddens in the documentary is that we have exploited the honeybee, with factory farming practices such as feeding the bees empty sugar calories, killing the queens and replacing them with younger queens introduced in cages, and artificial insemination, with the likes of a scientist&#8217;s backward after-remark, &#8220;She looks a little rough, but she&#8217;ll come around.&#8221; There have been only too few, it seems, efforts at returning the bees to their natural state. When bees disappear, it&#8217;s wrong- surely some basic humanity instinct still exists in all of us. </p>
<p>Vanishing of the Bees full documentary:</p>
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<p>BBC Documentary titled <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjef4QiKWfg">Who Killed the Honeybee?</a></p>
<p>Related:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/05/winter-honeybee-losses/">One-Third of U.S. Honeybee Colonies Died Last Winter, Threatening Food Supply</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/apr/29/bees-european-neonicotinoids-ban">Bees and the European neonicotinoids pesticide ban: Q&amp;A</a></p>
<p>The US rejects Europe&#8217;s banning of these chemicals:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/may/02/us-bee-report-pesticide-eu">US rejects EU claim of insecticide as prime reason for bee colony collapse</a><br />
&#8220;Government study points to a combination of factors for decline in population, breaking away from singling out pesticides&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://science.time.com/2013/05/07/beepocalypse-redux-honey-bees-are-still-dying-and-we-still-dont-know-why/">Beepocalypse Redux: Honeybees Are Still Dying — and We Still Don’t Know Why</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/stlouis/morning_call/2013/05/monsanto-abuzz-over-bee-summit.html">Monsanto stung by drop in bee population</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.nbcnews.com/business/monsanto-bayer-seek-answers-bee-losses-6C9996526">Monsanto, Bayer seek answers to bee losses</a></p>
<blockquote><div class='wbq'><p>&#8220;This is a difficult, high stakes battle,&#8221; said Peter Jenkins, a lawyer with the Center for Food Safety, which sued the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) in March on behalf of a group of U.S. beekeepers and environmental and consumer groups over what they say is a lack of sound regulation of the pesticides in question.</p>
<p>&#8220;They may have a lot of money. But&#8230; we&#8217;re going to win,&#8221; Jenkins said.</p></div></blockquote>
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		<title>Wells Fargo Forecloses on Homeowner for Making Early Mortgage Payments</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DSWright</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Florida family man who not only made his mortgage payments on time but made payments early faces foreclosure by Wells Fargo. The explanation for initiating the foreclosure proceedings by Wells Fargo is nothing short of amazing and offers a sad commentary on how little has changed despite the 2008 financial crisis and supposed reforms like Dodd-Frank.]]></description>
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<p>As <a href="http://news.firedoglake.com/2013/05/21/occupy-our-homes-activists-arrested-at-justice-department-headquarters/">Occupy Our Homes demonstrates at the Department of Justice</a> the fraudclosure crisis continues unabated.</p>
<p>A Florida family man who not only made his mortgage payments on time but made payments early faces <a href="http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/wells-fargo-bank-foreclosing-orlando-man-who-paid-/nXsMr/">foreclosure by Wells Fargo.</a> The explanation for initiating the foreclosure proceedings by Wells Fargo is nothing short of amazing and offers a sad commentary on how little has changed despite the 2008 financial crisis and supposed reforms like Dodd-Frank.</p>
<blockquote><div class='wbq'><p>Etienne Syldor said he&#8217;s worked his whole life for a home in Orlando for his wife and three children.</p>
<p>Syldor is an immigrant from Haiti and a bus driver at Walt Disney World. At times, he said he has worked multiple jobs to make sure he never missed a mortgage payment.</p>
<p>Last year, Wells Fargo offered him mortgage modification, and he was told if he made four monthly payments during a trial period, the modification would be permanent.</p></div></blockquote>
<p>So far so good. Family man working multiple jobs to make sure he is paying his bills &#8211; personal responsibility and all that jazz. Court records confirm that Syldor made his payments.</p>
<p>Then something funny happened. Despite the payments Wells Fargo began foreclosure proceedings on Syldor. Not surprisingly this made no sense to Syldor who, thankfully, hired an attorney and contacted a news station.</p>
<p>Wells Fargo&#8217;s statement to the news station is one for the ages.</p>
<blockquote><div class='wbq'><p>Wells Fargo, bank representative Veronica Clemons sent a statement:</p>
<p>&#8220;For some loans, completing trial payments is a significant step toward a permanent modification; however, in this instance, the loan was part of a <strong>mortgage-backed security and in a protected pool, with specific payment guidelines.</strong> We are working with Mr. Syldor to explain the guidelines and explore options that may help.&#8221;</p>
<p>The bank told Eyewitness News Syldor didn&#8217;t follow the modification guidelines <strong>because he paid early and sometimes his payments were sent one on top of the other</strong></p></div></blockquote>
<p>Oh the absurdist world of MBS. Because Wells Fargo sold Mr. Syldor one of these chopped up and reassembled frankenloans it didn&#8217;t matter that the bank was getting paid &#8211; usually the goal of loaning money &#8211; what mattered was that the arcane calculus of the derivative was being complied with. And since Syldor was so happy to have a home for his family and was able to cobble together the cash from working multiple jobs he rushed to pay his mortgage to keep his home. His reward? Foreclosure proceedings that would have put him and his family on the street.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s 2013 and we are still dealing with this nonsense.<span id="more-246634"></span></p>
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		<title>Obama Admits 4 US Citizens Killed by Drones, Deaths of Those Not Targeted Left Unexplained</title>
		<link>http://dissenter.firedoglake.com/2013/05/22/obama-admits-4-us-citizens-killed-by-drones-doesnt-explain-circumstances-around-those-not-targeted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Gosztola</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahead of a major speech on counterterrorism policies tomorrow, the administration of President Barack Obama has officially declassified information related to drone strikes against four American citizens and also acknowledged for the first time that they were killed by the United States.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8261/8662788303_04e478419d.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">.</p></div>Ahead of a major speech on counterterrorism policies tomorrow, the administration of President Barack Obama has officially declassified information related to drone strikes against four American citizens and also acknowledged for the first time that they were killed by the United States.</p>
<p><a href="http://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/703181/ag-letter-5-22-13.pdf">A letter</a> sent to members of the Senate Judiciary Committee by Attorney General Eric Holder reads, &#8220;The President has directed me to disclose certain information that until now has been properly classified. You and other members of your Committee have on numerous occasions expressed a particular interest in the Administration&#8217;s use of lethal force against US citizens. In light of this fact, I am writing to disclose to you certain information about the number of US citizens who have been killed by US counterterrorism operations outside of areas of active hostilities.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Since 2009,&#8221; the letter continues, &#8220;the United States, in the conduct of US counterterrorism operations against al Qaeda and its associated forces outside of areas of active hostilities, has specifically targeted and killed one US citizens, Anwar al-Aulaqi. The United States is further aware of three other US citizens who have been killed in such US counterterrorism operations over that same time period: Samir Khan, &#8216;Abd al-Rahman Anwar al-Aulaqi and Jude Kenan Mohammed. These individuals were not specifically targeted by the United States.&#8221;</p>
<p>The letter contains the administration&#8217;s justification for the targeted assassination of Awlaki and suggests he is a senior operational leader, however, no proof is provided.</p>
<p>&#8220;Al-Aulaqi was a senior operational leader of al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), the most dangerous regional affiliate of al Qaeda and a group that has committed numerous terrorist attacks overseas and attempted multiple times to conduct terrorist attacks against the US homeland,&#8221; according to the letter. &#8220;And al-Aulaqi was not just a senior leader of AQAP &#8211; he was the group&#8217;s chief of external operations intimately involved in detailed planning and putting in place plots against US persons.&#8221;</p>
<p>This contradicts the understanding of former Defense Intelligence Agency analyst Joshua Foust, which appear in Jeremy Scahill&#8217;s book <em>Dirty Wars</em>. Foust told Scahill he believed members of the intelligence community were &#8220;elevating Awlaki&#8217;s status based on the fear he was able to inspire through his words.&#8221; His statements were not evidence that he had a &#8220;senior operational role&#8221; in al Qaeda. In AQAP, he was &#8220;middle management.&#8221; Foust said, &#8220;Even AQAP leadership treats him like he&#8217;s just a subordinate, who needs to shut up and do what he&#8217;s told.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well-connected Yemenis,&#8221; who Scahill spoke to, told him that Anwar al-Awlaki was not an operational member of AQAP. Journalist Abdul Rezzaq al Jamal said he &#8220;was not a leader in al Qaeda. He did not hold any official post at all.&#8221; What united him with al Qaeda was his &#8220;hostility to the US.&#8221; He agreed with the &#8220;vision, rational and strategies&#8221; of al Qaeda,&#8221; but he did not hold a leadership position.</p>
<p>Nonetheless, the letter from Holder asserts the decision to kill Awlaki had nothing to do with his &#8220;words&#8221;—statements he was making that the US thought would inspire Muslims to commit terrorist acts. It declares, &#8220;It was al-Aulaqi&#8217;s <span style="text-decoration: underline">actions</span>—and, in particular, his direct personal involvement in the continued planning and execution of terrorist attacks against the US homeland in the continued planning and execution of terrorist attacks against the US homeland.&#8221;  [<em>cont'd</em>.]</p>
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		<title>Which DC Lobbying Firms Are the Unemployed Hiring to Represent Them?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spocko</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m really sick of how “the economy” is the stock market. It. Is. NOT. I also know that the constituents of unemployed and underemployed aren’t out there putting pressure on congress or the President.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Standing at the Gates of Hell by country_boy_shane, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/shanegorski/2802001013/"><img class="alignright" src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3039/2802001013_0d9ed23c2f.jpg" alt="Standing at the Gates of Hell" width="233" height="350" /></a>Digby&#8217;s latest Post <a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2013/05/stock-market-highs-and-high.html">Stock market highs &#8212; and high unemployment: the new normal?</a> struck me today because of a comment that Thurbers made on <a href="http://my.firedoglake.com/spocko/2013/05/20/rehabilitating-amys-baking-company-social-media-and-tv-disaster-dick-cheney-approved/#comment-8">my post last night.</a></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px">“We the People” are closer to the abused employees and/or the defrauded customers of Amy’s Baking Company. We are the real victims, but despite our numbers we are the ones with the least recourse and the least power to change the narrative.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px">- <a href="http://my.firedoglake.com/spocko/2013/05/20/rehabilitating-amys-baking-company-social-media-and-tv-disaster-dick-cheney-approved/#comment-8">Thurbers comment 8 </a>Firedoglake</p>
<p>It reminds me of the spot on Onion story<a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/american-people-hire-highpowered-lobbyist-to-push,18204/">, American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress</a>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m really sick of how &#8220;the economy&#8221; is the stock market. It. Is. NOT. I also know that the constituents of unemployed and underemployed aren&#8217;t out there putting pressure on congress or the President.  (I&#8217;m thinking of <a href="http://youtu.be/mj5IV23g-fE">paraphrasing SF Writer Harlan Ellison,</a>  &#8221;Dear Obama and Congress. Fuck you. Hire me!&#8221;)</p>
<p>When I was traveling cross country to see my sick mother two years ago unemployment was the real issue on people minds, I asked them why they thought the media was writing about the deficit. They didn&#8217;t have an answer. I asked if they had heard of Pete Peterson. Nobody had. &#8220;Would it surprise you to know that he is a billionaire and is making sure the media cover the deficit and ignore unemployment? Did you know that he is spending at least 500 million dollars to make sure the press cover this?&#8221; Nobody had heard of him.</p>
<p>One guy (an owner of a Popeye&#8217;s chicken franchise) said that there was probably some billionaire (he suggested George Soros) spending lobbying money to demand more government jobs. Or maybe the Unions were. I said, &#8220;Soros isn&#8217;t spending his money on this. The unemployed aren&#8217;t spending their money on this, they think it should be obvious. I don&#8217;t know what the Unions are doing, but they aren&#8217;t the force they once were.&#8221;</p>
<p>So my question is,<strong> if our elected representatives aren&#8217;t pushing for jobs, our liberal billionaires aren&#8217;t pushing for jobs, and we don&#8217;t have any highly paid lobbyists pushing for jobs, is there anyone who &#8220;counts&#8221; pushing for jobs?</strong> (And by that I mean someone who could get the attention of our congress, President or media.)</p>
<p>The media don&#8217;t want to write about the lack of jobs because &#8220;Stock market!&#8221; and frankly those stories are boring, nobody wants to write them and nobody wants to read them. Gawker <a href="http://gawker.com/unemployment-stories-vol-34-i-want-to-scream-at-the-504557466">is having a series on them</a> and it&#8217;s like reading the sad stories on &#8220;Queen for a day&#8221; that women would tell so they could get a washing machine.</p>
<p>It feels like the unemployed have no leverage, no voice and nobody who is going to be their voice since they don&#8217;t have anything to give to the people who should be listening and who can make changes.  [<em>cont'd</em>.]</p>
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		<title>Institutional Investors Love Sleazy Bankers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>masaccio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Institutional investors manage your retirement money. They just love sleazy bankers who deliver to the bottom line.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_78982" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://my.firedoglake.com/masaccio/files/2013/05/horatiusbridge_.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-78982" src="http://my.firedoglake.com/masaccio/files/2013/05/horatiusbridge_-300x151.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="151" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Institutional Investors Defend the Bridge for Jamie Dimon</p></div>
<p>Jamie Dimon easily beat back a non-binding shareholders proposal to split the jobs of Chairman and CEO at JPMorgan Chase, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/how-washington-humbled-jamie-dimon/2013/05/21/36296606-c17a-11e2-bfdb-3886a561c1ff_story.html">winning 68% of the vote</a>. Institutional investors <a href="http://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/jpm/institutional-holdings">own over 73% of the stock of JPM</a>. That means that many if not most mutual fund managers and plenty of pension fund managers and endowment managers voted to keep in office a man who has presided over a string of law-skirting but money-making operations. JPMorgan’s list of offenses, <a href="http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2013/03/david-dayen-out-of-control-new-report-exposes-jpmorgan-chase-as-mostly-a-criminal-enterprise.html">described here</a>, have earned the bank tens of billions at the cost of only billions in fines, penalties and put-backs from bad mortgages. And the bank estimates that there is more coming, maybe <a href="http://my.firedoglake.com/masaccio/2013/05/20/jamie-dimons-sleazy-record/">$6 billion more</a> than it has set aside in reserves. JPM&#8217;s earnings are up, boosted by <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/04/12/investing/jpmorgan-earnings/index.html">release of some $1.5 billion from reserves</a>, but with a bit of luck, the hit will come later, now that Dimon is safe.</p>
<p>Mutual fund managers and other money managers think that the only important thing is the bottom line, and it’s a fact that ignoring the law delivers truckloads of money to the bottom line. That’s especially true for banks that are too big to prosecute. Eventually law enforcement shows up, in the form of bank fetishists like Lannie Breuer and his faint-hearted boss, Eric Holder, but what can they do? A minor fine, requiring the bank to give up some of its gains? An unpleasant press release? Maybe a grilling before some mild Senators, more impressed by the possibility of a campaign contribution than any interest in locking up wrong-doers?</p>
<p>I particularly like the coverage in the <em>Washington Post</em>, under the title, How <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/how-washington-humbled-jamie-dimon/2013/05/21/36296606-c17a-11e2-bfdb-3886a561c1ff_story.html">Washington Humbled JP Morgan Chase Chief Jamie Dimon</a>, in which we learn that Washington didn’t humble Dimon at all. Legal troubles, like those reported by Senator Carl Levin of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations, are irrelevant to Dimon, who wasn’t at the hearing to take any of the responsibility for the London Whale Trade losses or misstatements.</p>
<p>And I just love the coverage given to the Capo di tutti Capi by Andrew Ross Sorkin and Steven Davidoff in the <a href="http://my.firedoglake.com/masaccio/2013/05/20/jamie-dimons-sleazy-record/"><em>New York Times Dealbook</em> blog</a>. To read their praise of JPM and its Great Man, you’d never know that the bank might have side-stepped a few legal rules on its way to being the Greatest Bank Ever! They were aided in their efforts by the lobbying of such <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/05/how-jamie-dimon-kept-his-job.html">privileged rich white old men </a>as Warren Buffett, Rupert Murdoch, Michael Bloomberg, and Hank Paulson.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know how much difference it made,though. For money managers, the only important issue is earnings. For that you need a top banker who is utterly indifferent to legal matters, willing to ignore the Weapons of Mass Destruction Proliferators Sanctions Regulations and the Iranian Transactions Regulations. And you need a Chairman/CEO who can fast talk his way out of trouble, like Dimon with his Fortress Balance Sheet and his <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/15/jamie-dimon-cufflinks-presidential-seal-senate-hearing_n_1600335.html">presidential cuff-links</a>. Isn’t it wonderful that people’s retirement is in part dependent of the ability of Jamie Dimon and his sleazy bank to make money?</p>
<p>But the real message these institutional investors and the privileged white rich old menare sending is that Dimon is their guy, and that politicians and regulators should do as he says. Right now, Dimon wants to defeat Brown-Vitter, which would force JPM to raise equity. Higher equity reduces the amount of money Dimon and his lieutenants can borrow, and it’s borrowing that increases the amount they can gamble for their profit and the taxpayers&#8217; loss. That might mean lower compensation for the banksters. Gasp! But the win restores any political strength Dimon may have lost, and increases his ability to stop Brown-Vitter. That hurts everybody by leaving the mega-banks with their Obama/Holder/Breuer/Congressional approved status as Too Big To Fail.</p>
<p>Thanks a lot, institutional investors. We salute your willingness to subordinate basic law-abiding competence to sleazy money-grubbing. How very 21st Century of you.</p>
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		<title>The Fortress of Derpitude</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TBogg</dc:creator>
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<p>In case you weren&#8217;t aware of it, Captain Super Muslim XXX (in his guise as mild-mannered President No Drama Obama) took time out from his busy past few weeks having the IRS audit-murder reporters in Benghazi in order to take control of the world&#8217;s weather systems and send a killer tornado to Oklahoma yesterday.  Oh, here let <a href="http://www.policymic.com/articles/36013/rand-paul-has-an-alex-jones-problem">Rand Paul&#8217;s BFF </a>Alex Jones <a href="http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/05/21/alex-jones-explains-how-government-weather-weap/194167">explain it to you</a>.</p>
<blockquote><div class='wbq'><p>Conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones explained to his audience today how the government could have been behind the devastating May 20 tornado in Oklahoma.</p>
<p>On the May 21 edition of The Alex Jones Show, a caller asked Jones whether he was planning to cover how government technology may be behind a recent spate of sinkholes. After laying out how insurance companies use weather modification to avoid having to pay ski resorts for lack of snow, Jones said that &#8220;of course there&#8217;s weather weapon stuff going on &#8212; we had floods in Texas like fifteen years ago, killed thirty-something people in one night. Turned out it was the Air Force.&#8221;</p>
<p>Following a long tangent, Jones returned to the caller&#8217;s subject. While he explained that &#8220;natural tornadoes&#8221; do exist and that he&#8217;s not sure if a government &#8220;weather weapon&#8221; was involved in the Oklahoma disaster, Jones warned nonetheless that the government &#8220;can create and steer groups of tornadoes.&#8221;</p>
<p>According to Jones, this possibility hinges on whether people spotted helicopters and small aircraft &#8220;in and around the clouds, spraying and doing things.&#8221; He added, &#8220;if you saw that, you better bet your bottom dollar they did this, but who knows if they did. You know, that&#8217;s the thing, we don&#8217;t know.&#8221;</p></div></blockquote>
<p>It is, of course, silly to think that the government is creating tornadoes like the one that hit Oklahoma since the tribe of Atomic Molemen who are creating the sinkholes from their underground lairs below us have yet to share that particular technology with us. Hell, as it is, the government had to pay them over ONE MILLION Bitcoins just for the one lousy Exploding Heart Death Ray that Obama used on Andrew Breitbart. Of course now that the IRS is going to have its hands tied and can&#8217;t bleed the Tea Partiers dry (thereby leaving the Tree of Liberty unwatered) all the government will be able to afford is <a href="http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/03/10/rand-pauls-toilet-is-all-plugged-up-with-dead-fetuses-and-poop/">gag no-flush toilets</a> that Black Ops guys sneak into Rand Paul&#8217;s house when he&#8217;s out for evening cruising in his sex-prison van looking for hitchhikers.</p>
<p>Also&#8230;. I kind of called this:</p>
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