Seeing how well picking on Sandra Fluke has paid off for Rush Limbaugh, Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law’s make-work-job, The Free Bacon brings you this very important update (screenshot to the right) to remind you that Fluke is actually just some dumb slut who doesn’t know anything about the world, probably because she’s too busy being a lesbian which is very time consuming.

Seeing how well picking on Sandra Fluke has paid off for Rush Limbaugh, Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law’s make-work-job, The Free Bacon brings you this very important update (screenshot to the right) to remind you that Fluke is actually just some dumb slut who doesn’t know anything about the world, probably because she’s too busy being a lesbian which is very time consuming.

Jesus’s angry older brother Bill Donohue sat up all last night wishing and hoping and thinking and praying that blasphemer Jon Stewart would give him a call in order to apologize for his televised slur against the holiest of holies (vaginas, hoohahs, va-jayjays, Play-Doh and bacon mash-ups) but Stewart did not call and Bill Donohue is not about to turn the other cheek [Matthew 5:38-42] like that big homo Jesus kind of suggested.

Arrogance?

A distressing story on rape in the United States military featured stories of women who had been diagnosed with personality disorders for reporting they were sexually assaulted. The story published by CNN found all branches of the armed forces tend to dismiss allegations of sexual assault, which in some instances result in the women being called “lying whores” or something similar.

Know how in Animal Farm, some animals were “more equal” (that is, more important) than others? Here in the US, some women’s voices and choices are considered more important than others.

I don’t know that there will BE a Susan G. Komen Foundation for the Cure for much longer, but let the record show that they have been forced into a complete reversal on their high-profile effort to defund Planned Parenthood. This exposed the right-wing tendency inside the foundation’s leadership, appalling much of their membership.

There are days when it is best to not watch any cable news. For me personally, those are the days of the week that end in “Y”.

Conservatives are working themselves up into another one of their poutrage lathers because Hilary Rosen said something truthful, and hence, mean about Ann Romney whom Mitt Romney has recently tried to pass off as I’m Every Woman because Mitt has lady problems outside the home and they’re not the buy-your-mistress-a-bauble-to-make-it-go-away kind.

Araceli doesn’t go out alone anymore. She is frightened of ongoing harassment by local police, whom she used to trust to protect her. Trini drops her two children off at school every morning unsure if she will be there at pickup time. Other mothers in her communities have, after all, been “disappeared,” taken from their homes, and families, without warning or trace.