Forced birth homunculus Calvin Freiburger, who is a member of the HeartBeat Teens (which is surprisingly not a sexy boy-band), wishes to express his distaste with ladies who take their vaginas out for an evening of abortion bowling.

Hey kids! Remember this? “Americans United has protested a Virginia county official’s announcement that citizens who are offended by Christian invocations at board of supervisors meetings can ‘leave the room.’”

Ted Nugent is performing at Arizona ‘s Pima County Fair on the Budweiser Stage on Saturday April 28th. I wonder if Ted, who likes to refer to himself as a law-abiding citizen, knows an important fact about the Pima County Fair? Weapons are not allowed into the Pima County Fair, with the exception of uniformed [...]

Seeing how well picking on Sandra Fluke has paid off for Rush Limbaugh, Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law’s make-work-job, The Free Bacon brings you this very important update (screenshot to the right) to remind you that Fluke is actually just some dumb slut who doesn’t know anything about the world, probably because she’s too busy being a lesbian which is very time consuming.

Seeing how well picking on Sandra Fluke has paid off for Rush Limbaugh, Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law’s make-work-job, The Free Bacon brings you this very important update (screenshot to the right) to remind you that Fluke is actually just some dumb slut who doesn’t know anything about the world, probably because she’s too busy being a lesbian which is very time consuming.

According to the Los Angeles Chief Medical Examiner Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran, 43 year-old Andrew Breitbart died of heart failure and “hypertrophic cardiomyopathy with focal coronary atheroscerosis”, which is thickening of the heart muscle and hardening of the arteries for those who don’t speak Sathyavaglswaran-ish.So, if you had “killed by space toxin developed at Area 51 and delivered by Kenyan blow-dart” in your office pool, you might want to put off that road trip to Vegas because “I’m on a hot streak.”

Sorry for the lack of posting today but I was reading a back-and-forth (up to NINE PARTS NOW!) between Ross Douthat and William Saletan about faith and sex and morality and, quite frankly, I lost the will to live so I took a nap.

Don’t worry about Ted Nugent, according to Ted Nugent, he’s never said any threats against anybody.

How do violence-promoting fools like this find a way in front of a mic?

It’s fun to play with numbers, and it’s easier if you ignore those that don’t fit what your employers want you to say. Just ask the wankers at the Heritage Foundation.