Who could have anticipated that right-wing bigoted bullcrap, would be revealed to be bigoted bullcrap? Other than those that actually gave more than a seconds thought to the matter?

Last Friday we pointed out that Andrew Breitbart’s yappy little purse-nitwit Dana Loesch, of the ironically titled Big Journalism, went totally TMI on the air when she expressed her deepest darkest fantasy: tinkling on dead people. Fearing the loss of her job as the resident Teabagger rodeo clown on CNN, she’s instructed her staff to go all Dana all the time.

My husband played me about a 3 minute video of Mr. Limbaugh complaining that children expect to be fed during the summer. I kid you not. The man is complaining about feeding needy children.

Senator Rand Paul is a apparently a huckster for right wing fantasy groups, including the National Association for Gun Rights, which wants you to give them $1,000 to defeat Obama’s “gun grabbing” efforts at the United Nations.

The right wing is struggling to define what it thinks about the fact that Newt Gringich — Newt Gingrich? — is now the favorite to win the GOP nomination. It seems he’s the only non-socialist/liberal/anarchist they had left.

Pam Geller does not want to wake up Black Friday morning only to find out that everyone in line at Best Buy is now a Jew-hating Muslim looking for an early bird special on a flatscreen TV. How might this happen, you might ask, because you are a reasonable non-insane person? I will let Pam explain.

The Herman Cain sexual harassment story is moving too fast to keep up, but did he really believe such charges and settlement wouldn’t explode. But the right wing is anxious to pin his sins on liberal media, because, as Ann Coulter opines, “we have better blacks.” Huh?

Just when you thought the bloggerminions of Andrew Breitbart had finally broken the the “too stupid to breathe” barrier and mankind could go no further, another one huffs a can of Krylon, and “Breitbart Big Exclusive!!” — Seems Obama faked his assembly line speech! Not.

EPI is a small, respected economic policy think tank focusing on progressive economic issues. They do good work, so naturally, James O’Keefe tried to discredit them by conning them into a phony effort to pay for favorable findings — but EPI’s folks saw the ruse.

Wow. I didn’t think the Secessionists could get any whinier after Anita cried about how mean everyone was being to her husband the other day. I was wrong.